Better let Winona PD know that they should set up extra Flock cameras to monitor the replacement Flock cameras. That'll show the Flock camera thieves.

Goldstein@goldstein.latinsky.app · 4h ago

They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

Gonna organize a majority vote for Sardonicus to live.

Music Box Theatre@musicboxtheatre.bsky.social · 12h ago

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN: FIVE BY WILLIAM CASTLE August 21st-27th The gimmicks are back, the screams are real, and the spirit of the greatest carnival barker in movie history once again prowls the aisles of the Music Box Theatre! Tickets On Sale Now: musicboxtheatre.com/series-and-f...

Is YOUR Child Secretly Texting About the Second Run of Columbo Episodes (89-03)? Look For These Acronyms: LOL: Looking Old, Lieutenant OMG: Oh…McGoohan’s Geriatric FFS: Featuring Fisher Stevens NSA: No!! Shatner Again?!

New Kore-eda is a dud, sadly.

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · yesterday

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

Jon Bernthal is so delightful in the new Spider-Man movie, they should have called his character The FUN-isher! #DailyChuckle #MakeMineMarvel #topical #humor

Goddamnit, if The Samurai and the Prisoner turns me into a Japanese military history buff I'm going to be so mad (prompted by reading one {1} wikipedia article about Nobunaga).

Eat shit Shakespeare

Traded him to the Astros and the Astros are currently kicking their asses. Follow me for more accidentally accurate sports insights.

The Cunning Potato@hunsweasel.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I stg if anything happens to Daulton it's Varshover for the Jays this year.

Outstanding (the film). You think you know what it's about from the brief description, but it's much deeper and more difficult than that. Kurosawa's gotta be in the mix for the Greatest Living Director argument.

The Cunning Potato@hunsweasel.bsky.social · yesterday

Absolutely perfect arc for Eli Roth to land on using AI. The hackiest of hacks. The horror Brett Ratner.

Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha

- who played "Quint" in Jaws? - who played "Chief Brody" in Jaws? - who played "Jaws" in Jaws? - did you properly sanitize your props between sets?

Cool Jim@lechased.bsky.social · yesterday

Normal people love to ask me about when I did stand up, so to save time here are the answers to the most common questions: - Dave Attell - Maria Bamford - the super troopers guys - no I never worked with them Figure out the questions those are answers to on your own I don’t have all day.

Three years without a missed week!

Oh shit, The Devils is going to be at TIFF.

Jaws, along with several other sharks, is swept up by a waterspout which carries the shoal to Los Angeles. Jaws leads the other sharks in an all-out assault on C-listers. I'm calling it JAWSICANE.

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

*Crow T. Robot voice (pick one)* Oppenhinder!

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

BAH GAWD THAT'S STEVE AND TABBY KING'S MUSIC

here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?

"Gooble gobble, one of us."

RadarOnline@radaronline.com · 2w ago

Prince Harry is said to have offered five words as a 'peace' gesture to his older brother, William.

If you want a life-affirming reminder of why AI will never replace us, check out the REVIVER series from @vinsyn.bsky.social Humans are full of too much weirdness, WAY too much weirdness.

Reviver – Vinegar Syndrome

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Damn, that's a fine cartoon.

The Cunning Potato@hunsweasel.bsky.social · 2d ago

Now watching boxd.it/lATC

Now watching boxd.it/lATC

Mars Express (2023)

In 2200, private detective Aline Ruby and her android partner Carlos Rivera are hired by a wealthy businessman to track down a notorious hacker. On Mars, they descend deep into the underbelly of the p...

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See, it's the proles' fault for watching Sir Christopher's oeuvre incorrectly.

The A.V. Club@avclub.com · 2d ago

In a surprisingly deep new interview, #TheOdyssey director identifies CinemaSins-style problems with amateur film criticism. www.avclub.com/christopher-...

Now watching, to kick off Werner HerzAugust: boxd.it/MOW

The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner (1974)

A study of the psychology of a champion ski-flyer, whose full-time occupation is carpentry.

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The main way you can tell that there is no continuity between any of the James Bond movies is that he deliberately causes Chernobyl a few miles off the coast of Jamaica in DR NO, but continually returns to the non-irradiated Caribbean thereafter.