ChatGPT fucked my wife. Fuck.

White people when parano You know what. Never mind. I don’t want to do this joke. It just hurts me deep inside at this point. Sorry. Come back tomorrow for some funnier jokes.

Beast mode

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 13h ago

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

Why does every smoke shop have a tough as hell mural of goku getting high on the wall

Fuck Steve Jobs for eradicating buttons on most electronics because touchscreens are actually a satanic invention and now we are stuck with them forever

“Someone get these PEDOS out of here!!”

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 13h ago

Robert Pattinson stars as pedophile hunter Chris Hansen in ‘PRIMETIME’. A new trailer releases tomorrow.

I did not receive hawk tuah from that woman!

I hope he sees this. I’m so scared

i meant it

𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗@malicexander.bsky.social · 5d ago

Guy in my store complimented my hair by saying “I bet you get sucked off all the time with that haircut. Looks sick man”

Hate gay pregaming what do mean we are drinking energy drinks, beat boxes and watching madoka magica movie 2

Can you tag your bible spoilers please

Do yall think he’ll let me on the show

“Metal isn’t satanic” Yeah it is. Grow up and listen to slayer pussy

Just wondering. Did Mario ever find any Pyra pics that arouse him yet? Because I have yet to find any

CCR is an awesome band but my culture is not your fucking costume 🖕

T shirt design idea: DO NOT EXPLAIN “LORE” TO ME I HAVE A GUN AND IM AFRAID TO USE IT

Week

I have a very important confession to make. In the summer of 2013 I used this robot bathroom in Atlanta’s Piedmont Park and dropped shits so hard it couldn’t auto flush or auto plunge and it began to flood so I washed my and hands and left it to deal with my mess.

you look like a suckable piece of meat

𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗@malicexander.bsky.social · 5d ago

Guy in my store complimented my hair by saying “I bet you get sucked off all the time with that haircut. Looks sick man”

#NewProfilePicture

I don’t know man. Do I look like I get sucked off a bunch??? Let me know yall since we’re just saying that shit publicly now

𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗@malicexander.bsky.social · 5d ago

Guy in my store complimented my hair by saying “I bet you get sucked off all the time with that haircut. Looks sick man”

Guy in my store complimented my hair by saying “I bet you get sucked off all the time with that haircut. Looks sick man”

Love that Camden shared his criterion channel account with me and when I logged in on my TV most of the mileage from it is by my mother LMAO

NGE on criterion channel is so sick I hope they can actually acquire rights to fly me to the moon