Yeah yeah, blame it on your ovulation.

🔞 Bug 🐌@snailerpark.bsky.social · 20h ago

Wondering if my boyfriend is wearing cologne because he smells so good but actually I’m just ovulating

Wondering if my boyfriend is wearing cologne because he smells so good but actually I’m just ovulating

Really hate how vaping is now the current thing. How is one supposed to indulge in their smoking kink with an e vape. Please, put your cigarettes out on me. Stop vaping 😭😭😭

Yankee chasers, feel free to slide into my dms.

Kallidora Rho@kallidorarho.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Yankee chaser 😔

My father thinking fps games are only a thing in the triple A sphere is actually baffling. I mean, he is kind of stupid, so it kinda makes sense.

it's just this simple

according to the title card, star wars takes place in our own universe, just a long time ago in a different galaxy. therefore we must reckon with the fact that during that "long time ago", the minions served palpatine

Saw someone talking about their struggle to have their ideal body (skinny) and it made me feel weird but, then I remembered, everyone's body goals are different. Mine has been to gain weight forever, (chronic illness, chronically underweight) and I'm finally doing it, and I couldn't be happier. 😊😍

Black trans bimbo at ur serve 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️

I have to ask, for those transfems who still hang around their fathers, what is your relationship like? Especially in a father daughter context, "proper" modesty and sexuality aren't taught to trans women.

Two girls fully clothed pretending to rail each other. Not even really dry humping. Just assuming the positions and acting out the motions. Reblog if you agree.

empress rising . . . (remember that sharing is caring, bb)

The pros and cons of having a Goth knight girlfriend.

If you're butch, it's very important for you to get some kind of prominent tattoo announcing it, just to lend a little extra spice to any potential feminization bad end lurking in your future

smiling girl, a pervert, holding an obscene image, 2026 by kris gundamsura

Is David Lynch the Yoshiyuki Tomino of America? Is Yoshiyuki Tomino the David Lynch of Japan? I think I have a headache.

Wish I had someone to do my shots ;_;

vena cava 🩸@trannieoakley.blood.gay · 5d ago

we do each other's shots, She casually breaks my mind a bit more, and somewhere in there we have a nice dinner

u gotta stop calling art Content . just call it art im begging

tryna get hard but that chibi anime girl saying "i consent!" in the corner wont stop staring at me

fun trick for always inventing good SF words: Smash powerful sounding words together Converginator = Convergence Terminator Manifoldulator = Manifold Encabulator Tensorasterinicatrix = Tensor + Asterix + fornicator + dominatrix tetra-, dyn-, -ode, -trix, -drix, -xion, etc shmup names but long!

1 like = 1 noseboop

I now have picture of boyf tummy as my phone background. 🤤🤤

slap his butt

also I think boys should wear panties for fun

he flash his panties on purpose

this may be a piping hot take but: "be gay do crimes" is such a white American power fantasy sentence I'm sorry.