This Klaus still has Favorite Uncle status 🥰🥰🥰
Klaus Mikaelson@malignantlykos.bsky.social · last wk.I'll buy you a shiny dagger
Klaus Mikaelson
@malignantlykos.bsky.social
Buy the paint in the color of your eyes @bravebartender.bsky.social And graffiti my whole damn life. Parody|TVDU|21+| #DarkDevil
Klaus Mikaelson@malignantlykos.bsky.social · last wk.That's good to hear. I may terrorize my siblings and not trust them most of the time. I will not terrorize you. You and Hope are safe.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · last wk.This Klaus still has Favorite Uncle status 🥰🥰🥰
CLONE LEAVE BJÖRN ALONE. DESPITE YOUR FEELINGS OF OUR FAMILY IS OUT TO GET YOU THAT MAY BE TRUE RIGHT NOW WHEN IT COMES TO FREYA BUT THAT IS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT FOR THREATENING BJÖRN
I am sorry Björn. He has a little more trust issues.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · last wk.He’s being a big meanie!
It looks like my clone is being mean to our nephew
Yes. [As she sized him up he sized her up. He could tell she was powerful in her own way. He knew what a blood rush and high. And he needed blood to survive.] I get the blood high and rush. I get that even though I need it to survive. [He was interested in learning even more.] --
𝑨𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒂@faeotheisles.bsky.social · 3w agoHe thought he had the advantage, she was still capable of magic. “I like the whisky, anaw.” Her eyes narrowed for a moment, sizing him up. A bad habit, really. “My kind, we enjoy the blood. It’s like a drug. There’s a rush and a high, but we don’t need it.” -
It's not quitter talk. I could make them all fit but they'd all be small so I think it is better to pick one and have it take up the whole jacket.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 2w agoThat’s quitter talk! Believe in yourself Uncle Klaus!
Biker gang enthusiasts! We are now taking name suggestions for our biker gang! We like arson. And we zoom very fast. And we have no name yet…
Fire coming out of the skull, the skull coming out of the fire, or fire around the skull
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 2w agoFire… definitely fire!!! And a skull!
Björn I'm not really a biker but because you'd like me to join I will. [A grin creeped onto Klaus's lips.]
If you tell me what you'd like on it I can paint it for you. Only if you want me too.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 2w ago…maybe Uncle Klaus has some crayons he can borrow.
Why not? When people are evil like that you should tell your mama or me.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago… Björn didn’t tell Mama…
NO ONE THROWS MY NEPHEW ACROSS A ROOM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. WHAT DID YOUR MAMA DO WHEN HE DID THAT?
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago… And one time he threw me across the room… Because he’s a big meanie…
I think I need to meet this Marius person
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w agoA guy named Marius… Marius the MEANIE!!!
I love spending quality time stabbing people with you as well Björn
Yes they can. Does he have someone he wants to stab?
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w agoAnd then they can go stabbing together after? 🥺
[The hybrid let out a quiet exasperated sigh.] Not all of them because it makes it hard to paint with them. Leave a few and I guess you can sharpen the others.
Björn the Vampire Mouse@bjornthemouse.bsky.social · 3w ago… uncle Klaus doesn’t want them to double as shanks? Ok… 😔
[A smile creeped onto the hybrids lips.] I'd enjoy your company as well.
Camille “Cami” O’Connell | Parody@bravebartender.bsky.social · 3w ago“Well, I would like /your/ company.” So not just “some” or “any.” His.
I do not have any plans tonight. Are you looking for some company?
Camille “Cami” O’Connell | Parody@bravebartender.bsky.social · 3w agoThe thing she is pondering. How long she wants to . . . be. “Do you have plans tonight?” she asks.
Yes. For a very long while unless you choose for it to stop. [He was glad he could make her heart flutter.]
Camille “Cami” O’Connell | Parody@bravebartender.bsky.social · 3w ago“No. Hopefully not for a long while on that count.” But otherwise — he knows how to make her heart flutter.
Possibly. [A quiet chuckle escaped hia lips.] No actual dying though.
Camille “Cami” O’Connell | Parody@bravebartender.bsky.social · 3w agoDoes he want to make her heart stop?