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Mallard in polluted waters ∘ suit by @yoinomachi.bsky.social

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⛓️𝖘𝖒𝖔𝕶𝖔⛓️@smokoyote.bsky.social · 4h ago

@mallard.bsky.social ON THA RADIO SHOW THURSDAY 📻 88.3 FM 4 YINZ IN PIXBURGH AND WRCT.ORG FOR ALL U NOOBS (endearingly) ELSEWHERE AND WITHOUT A RADIO 💜

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 4h ago

Dealing with the IT help desk in india is like the saddest worst shit

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 2d ago

I can't believe not only did ABBA make a bird tf song but it's the longest song they ever made

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 3d ago

Absolutely swooning for gin and tonic

jrjresq 🧿@jrjr.esq · 3d ago

here is the drink lads i thought of in June. i never did more because, as it turns out, i know nothing about alcoholic beverages. i'm completely dry!!! #jrjresqArt

3 sketches of my drink lads (all with cocks out)!

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 4d ago

They're spending money to make things worse

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 4d ago

Why are landlords so fucking dumb man

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hackers 90s

ALT: Hackers 90s

static.klipy.com

Jym@jymfox.com · 5d ago

Genuinely the only movie I can think that might fit the criteria, and even then... six is a stretch I once again maintain that six times is too many times to watch any non-Nick movie

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 5d ago

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 6d ago

Done

Rodo@mallard.bsky.social · last wk.

I have just decided a couple of minutes ago I'm going to use it to record myself jerking off

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 6d ago

Will he blend? That is the question

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 7d ago

Boys guh

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · last wk.

Ah the smell of mineral spirits and acetone

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · last wk.

It's amazing to me how many people I've sent this to/have seen it that don't realize it's a parody of an existing commercial

Rodo@mallard.bsky.social · last wk.

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · last wk.

Furry Migration Commercial

YouTube video by RodoMallard

youtube.com

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · last wk.

Should have gatekept furry

Rodo @mallard.bsky.social · 2w ago

Just bought #eggs at the #store

Governor Josh Shapiro @governor.pa.gov · 2w ago

LEBRON IS COMING TO PHILLY. By the power vested in me as the Governor of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and a die-hard Sixers fan... I hereby proclaim today to be LEBRON JAMES DAY. Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, LeBron.