Mal Praxis
@malwherebit.me
it/she 34 this is my nsfw "private" alt (on a platform that doesn't do private accounts), so I am super free with the block button. don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions.
asking for permission to cum & being told that I have to hold it & then having a massive, shattering orgasm forcibly fucked out of me anyway while I’m trying not to would literally actually fix me
It’s probably fine and not at all a cause for concern that scritching my head behind my ear now causes me to uncontrollably moan and lose track of where I am. Like that’s probably fine, right?
so the always incredible and utterly inimitable @morrch.bsky.social drew my partner’s sona intimidating mine and I’m really really normal about it
I need to be able to do this so fucking bad, SEVEN MONTHS BAYBEE, PUSS IN OUR TIME
the way chasing an orgasm by grinding your clit on the base of the strap is the same motion as fucking good is proof of gay intelligent design
the things I would do to be told to get on my knees right now are, coincidentally, probably what I'd be told to do next anyway
“toybag” would be a beautiful name for a girl you’re about to do a lot of impact to
I am having RAMEN, I am MODERATELY TIPSY, I am about to DELEGATE A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MY AUTONOMY TO MY MONSTER GIRLFRIEND, things are GOOD AS HELL chat
me: “there is something horrifying about a fried chicken and egg sandwich” gf: “when you bite into that sandwich, which of them comes? The chicken or the egg?” me: “bold of you to assume that anything I bite doesn’t come”
people are always forgetting what a good girl I am & that will ultimately be their undoing
[pricking my ears up like I noticed a squirrel] I’m sorry did someone say “male begging for its life”
I love when I get letters with like “do not throw this away!!” written on the envelope. It’s like my mail is begging for its life
Hypnodomming is so fucking good dude. Very little makes me feel more powerful than making someone really *feel* the difference between Deep and Dumb, cranking up the dial on both, and then showing them that they can’t even read anymore.
god sometimes ya girl just wants to be a sub, y'know? idk like I just get tired of domming all the god damn time. Don't get me wrong: I love it, and I'm good at it, but also, I'm a puppy, you know? arf and so forth. I need to get thrown into walls and spit on and choked a little bit sometimes 🥺
hey uh quick question, when you’re topping—idk maybe you’ve got a handful of her hair and she’s bobbing up and down on your cock and she’s doing a *great* job—how do you avoid moaning and squealing like a slut? Like what do you do instead and how do you manage to do it
Practicing the best way to growl “kneel” so that you do it without thinking about it first even for a split second
I am at my most Woman when I am dominating the shit out of someone tbh
sorry girlypop but you can’t hit unless you’re willing to listen to me talk about how amazing my partners are for like at least a solid cumulative 10 minutes
I am nature's inevitable response to humankind's hubris
I have come not to bring peace, but a sword.
Ok so 400mg of prog nightly just makes me basically constantly Girl Horny is what I’m learning
I accept it/its pronouns in two separate senses: “aww, look! it’s trying to think.” (“it” as in a less-than-human object) and “I’m really worried it’s going to kill me” (“it” as in a terrifying natural or supernatural force; “it” like a monster. “it” like a planet-killing asteroid.)
what is it called when you can't stop imagining hypnotizing her & riding her cowgirl style, craning over her, staring intently into her blank, trusting, eager eyes, and telling her that with every time she feels you slide up and down her cock she can feel herself getting a little dumber & emptier
many dog women are saying that being bullied by me hits as good as a thousand orgasms (consecutive)
part of me wants to do a scene like RIGHT NOW where I sub as hard as I can. Blood splattered on my collar. Slapped so hard my ears ring. Hypnotized to be stupid & afraid. Powerful conflicting impulses toward cowering vs pleading at Mommy's feet begging for more pain then again maybe i'm just tired
[to the tune of “pop! goes the weasel”]
move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story