I’m seeing the option for the best crossover ever for a kids book

I’m at a Dogs game and the vibes are just perfect

It is time.

You don’t say? Referring to the city in which I live as the city gives away that I live in that city? Wild! Calling our trains what we call them here gives me way too?? Incredible!

Realizing that Muad d’ib is Catholic AF 🤯

Anna 🌿👁️@annacwebs.bsky.social · 2d ago

“Put your hand in this box that hurts you” No???? And just because you told me to in authoritative tone I am DEFINITELY not doing it

My school is really fucking slacking it seems

bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈@bagofmoons.bsky.social · 3d ago

please, this poster at my child's middle school, what the fuck is happening here

When I carry collectively hundreds of pounds of air conditioners back to the basement.

Rachel Holliday Smith@rachelholliday.bsky.social · 5d ago

to be real, I’m sick of thinking Serious Thoughts for the day, let’s talk about something dumb: when does summer end, for you? accepting all answers besides Sept. 21 thanks

What in the world are they doing with names down in Australia??

A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨

It’s hot

What kinda watch you all wearing today? Stove sensing my Seiko off for repair I’ve been wearing the fancy ones. Old Jaeger LeCoultre today.

Pastel ass sky

Lake Superior! Live!@lake-superior.live · 4d ago

Current* conditions near Duluth, MN:

Oh don’t worry I’ll be sure to splox you again 😏

canadian flights are great because after every announcement in english there's a little bit of erotic ASMR

ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad.

This MF my age and I have to work 26 more years before retirement.

Chicago Tribune Sports@chicagosports.bsky.social · 6d ago

Lionel Messi says he’s retiring from playing for Argentina after 20 years and 6 World Cups

Willis Tower ass bullshit

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · last wk.

Google Maps has now capitulated to Donald Trump and changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America. Apple Maps still uses the correct name.

So like… this is supposed to be Chicago, right?

In case you were wondering, there’s a bike rack right in front of North Pond, so you can bike to your fancy dinner. Also daaaaaamn that place is great.

you can’t build a city on rock n roll anymore, due to Woke zoning laws smdh

Au Cheval is a scam. Give me my fucking horse meat!

Atila Does Not Have Periods@atilacore.bsky.social · last wk.

How it feels to ask Americans whats wrong with eating horse meat

Why yes I do participate in the #carryshitolympics

She’s melting into me

Looking forward to the death news tomorrow 🤞

Bierzeit

“Successfully” has way too many double letters in it. Who does it think it is?

Ripping the bong again: livestock are workers

The world is perpetually disappointing

It’s a balcony cocktail kinda night