Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things.
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
brutusdavis99.bsky.social@brutusdavis99.bsky.social · 7d agoDid you ever meet Bob Kraft?
💖 please watch 'til end 🤣🙃🤭 #tiffanygomas #mitchMconnell
Awesome, we are buying our own weapons and then sending them to Israel to kill children
"I'm not getting involved because I'm not a political person" Ok but politics is going to affect your life and everyone in it, regardless of how uncomfortable it makes you. No stance is a stance.
Not sure who doesn't already know this, but if an account immediately reposts something you wrote, and their name is something like "Help save my family from the war in xxx" it's most certainly a scam.
Thinking about the students I gave a ride to earlier who were talking about the $300 they bet on OSU to beat Texas
Pretty sure serial killers describe their childhoods this way in therapy.
Mollz (ballz)@dopestatistics.bsky.social · 2w agoNO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
Yes, it's good. But also, this dude for sure had a stroke and it was covered up.
Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is good
Dem leadership needs to get on the podium TODAY an address this. Not to criticize it, but to lean into the fact that trump has no intention of following through on his promise:
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 2w agoI’m holding out for the $10,000 Democratic counteroffer.
"I'm sorry I can't pay my rent on time but trump just renamed another lake so things should be turning around soon"
Omg this is like the satanic panic of the 70s and 80s except 100 times dumber.
Joe Walsh@walshfreedom.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Trump administration will keep lying anyway.👇
Wow michigan, as a wmu alum i will say that was the most embarrassing win I've ever seen
Madison Keys up 5-0 with a match point in the 3rd set and then loses the next 7 games
Telling the fed reserve to ignore all the red flags and stop doing the things to keep a recession from happening bc it might make the oligarchy incapable of being as rich as they want to be.
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 3w agoA Fed governor says the central bank should act if inflation doesn’t improve soon. The Treasury secretary says high energy prices are a shock the Fed should look past. on.wsj.com/4i7XAhx
"We don't give a shit what happens to the lesser people, regulation is a financial burden when we could be putting that money in our own, overflowing pockets."
Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 3w agoThis quote is from last February. Good work sir!
The Mortal Kombat theme song is based off a Scandinavian gospel song. It's a Finnish Hymn.
This is a reason why dems lose fringe voters. Whenever they credibly criticize someone in the right and they are met with cries of shame from the right, they immediately tuck tail and back down. The right successfully weaponizes empathy against the left for honest criticism.
TofuNYG 🏈🏳️🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊@groguspeak.bsky.social · last mo.Nah, keep mocking the shit out of her
Just finished replaying a video game series called Horizon and it's about a narcissistic rich guy who built machines to make everyone's life easier but then he also made the machines dependent on consuming the earth's biomass for fuel and then he made machines to automatically make machines so
*pete hegseth feverishly loading lobster shells into a cannon* "What are you talking about we have plenty of munitions"
Trump didn't believe his own intelligence that the threat was unfounded because he WANTED af1 to be shot down. It would have been a triple win for him: he gets rid of a bunch of press he doesn't like, he gets to double down on his war, and he gets a reason to give himself a ballroom.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · last mo.JUST IN: Trump is now citing his catering truck escape from Air Force One as part of his Supreme Court fight to save his massive White House ballroom project.
Can you really be an expert if you were born yesterday?
Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · last mo.Make Supreme Court rulings optional?
Buc-ees, which opened up a massive gas station and shopping court in Beavercreek, Ohio in 2026 (logo on left) is suing Beavercreek Mini Mart, a local business in operation for over 20 years (right) because they claim the logo is to similar to theirs and people go to the Mini Mart thinking its bucees
Nobody told me there would be puppies when they asked me if i wanted to play football in high school
After the Nixon scandal, democrats held the house for 22 straight years, and Republicans only held the senate for four years during that same time, because they lost voters' trust.
Every single one of those Republicans should be impeached for abusing their power to violate his civil rights
anita72.bsky.social@anita72.bsky.social · 2mo agoOutrageous. Rand Paul should be removed as head of that committee. He has abused his position for a personal grievance.
They're is a minor glitch with the signal and now it's a sith crossing light.
I've experienced boots theory several times. It's 100% valid. One example: I needed tires but couldn't afford new. My previous set of new tires lasted 4 years. Had to get a set of used tires this time. Cost half as much, only lasted a year.
katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · 2mo agookay now he's gone too far
I've never seen anyone come out with a defense like this that ended up being innocent.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2mo agoAnyone who has worked with domestic violence victims know the answer to this is too often yes.
