Just deleted Twitter/X. My only regret is the loss of its use as a home screen scrabble tile.

She’s got basic bitch face like, “It’s okay that I’m getting booked today, because Pumpkin Spice is back tomorrow!!!❤️❤️❤️”

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3y ago

Jenna Ellis' mugshot:

Trump provided counsel : keep your fucking mouth shut and the Boss got you covered Witness : and what do u think Federal provided defense counsel : my brother in christ you need to flip like a burger at wendys because holy shit lmao

These shitty influencer accounts on threads that exist solely to shill products make me so fucking butthurt. *turns to camera* That's why I use preparation H

Hey gamers! What’s your favorite screen capture/editing software? I’ve always wanted to try my hand at in-game music videos. I have a twisted idea for two little burglars from Lord of the Rings Online.

Hey, who do I sue for the violation of my eyeballs that resulted from reading the Rudy Giuliani tits transcript?

Only a matter of time now.