Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉(1312)(3D)
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Mid 30's/He-Him/ACAB/🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally Just not a very interesting person - WARNING - MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD DETECTED - CONTAINMENT FAILED - - CLASS 4 AMNESTICS AUTHORIZED - 🚫Minors, 🚫Crypto, 🚫AI DNI
Imagine that you've sat down to watch a movie. The lights go down and instead of the movie you wanted to see, there's some dickhead that you've never heard of sitting in front of the camera and monolougeing about the themes of the movie and how the directors biographyhas influenced their oeuvre.
We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious.
I don't want to needlessly alarm anyone here, but guise...I don't think we're (as a society and as individuals) ☠️☠️☠️ enough insurance people. Yeah, medical and corporate are preferred priorities (of course), but on a local level auto agents are fine too. The whole machine needs to just collapse.
The amount of grown ass adults on my timeline that are whinging about the new Zelda graphics update becuase they're so nostolgia-locked into their childhoods that anything that isn't a perfect one-to-one recreation of their personal core memories feels like an existential travesty is too damn high.
If you really loved me you'd piss in my C-PAP tank
Here's to THE best pirate and muppet to ever grace a screen or stage. Lost legend right here.
Long John Silver: Nicest Guys You'd Meet
ALT: Long John Silver: Nicest Guys You'd Meet
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Damn. Even Dolly had enough of this shit...
Frank's 2000 inch TV I am still hoping to see it performed live on day.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4w agoName your fav Weird Al song.
Natalie Harp looks like she's cheated on every man she's ever dated with every other man in his family. Natalie Harp looks like she holds the world record for plates sent back in restaurants. Natilie Harp looks like a background character in a chinese bootleg production of Real Housewives.
Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉(1312)(3D)@mangaturtle.bsky.social · 4w agoNatalie Harp looks like she was born with a Disney Park Pass. Natalie Harp looks like she knows every lyrics to every Taylor Swift song. Natalie Harp looks like she's never eaten anything that wasn't posted to instagram first. Natalie Harp looks like she parks in handicap spaces without a placard.
I hit the button on the mixer and the club starts shimmying to the opening bars of Zydrate Anatomy, only to stop dead and throw their drinks at me when the lyrics are from Eminem's "Without Me".
This is what I hear and see every time some blogger self diagnosing as a journalist complains about the lack of respect that they are treated with here when they post their paranoid narcissistic ramblings masquerading as insightful and well thought out articles.
Make your product unavailable for purchase? I'm pirating it. Make your product have an overly complicated purchase process? I'm also pirating it.
Natalie Harp looks like she was born with a Disney Park Pass. Natalie Harp looks like she knows every lyrics to every Taylor Swift song. Natalie Harp looks like she's never eaten anything that wasn't posted to instagram first. Natalie Harp looks like she parks in handicap spaces without a placard.
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only
Aims@tacitblush.bsky.social · 4w agoWhat's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only
Entertaining the urge to get back into drawing for the sole purpose of creating Legends of Avantris Uprooted rule 34.
As an ally, I will never judge you for affirming your gender identity. I WILL judge you for picking a basic bitch trope name for yourself though.
So, apperantly multiple journalists through multiple journalist orginizations can run a multiweek long harassment campaign against a single individual until they kill themselves, but when I tell a single journalist on social media to kill themselves I get banned for week.
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Jeremy White@jeremywired.bsky.social · last mo.POWER TRIP: ICE’s new electric shock gloves are designed to overpower subjects through intense pain. But it turns out there is a simple way to stop them working. Read the full story on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/the-pa...