he's purchased one of the crowbars he was looking at yesterday, taking to testing its balance just out of sight in an alleyway. he's trying to figure out why Butcher seems to prefer these things as his weapon of choice.

loudly popping some bubblegum as he browses a hardware store, lost in his own head. he's being awful reckless for a wanted man, but he IS right next to the crowbars, so. . .

𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯.

" 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥 , 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 ."

" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ."

I am trying to be sneaky, Monsieur Charcuter, but I am DUMMY THICC and the clap of my ass lcheeks keeps alerting Homelander :(

#Queekisms

violá, mon amie! fingerprints! ( grinning, he does a little twirl and points. adding an eyebrow wiggle to top it off. )

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh no, NO NO NO NO you are not getting me roped up in this!!!!!- (catches the files anyway) God damn it

put that big Homie in my mouth and I will bite it off, huh? maybe I will die in your camp on purpose. like a, uh. . . fucking hamster, oui? give Monsieur Charcuter an excuse.

ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ@voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hope you’re excited to put a Big Homie in your mouth tonight; you’re going back to the camp. Free Big Homie are meals included with your stay!

unless you are eager to die, I do not think that has the context you think it does.

Silk Mori@silkmorivought.bsky.social · 2mo ago

👀

( hastily finishing his reload, then shoving the pistol into the waistband of his skinny jeans. throwing the files at them. still notably indented by his teeth. ) free blackmail?

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

( raises an eyebrow at the pistol ) ....Are you sure? Because it looks like you're going somewhere in an awful hurry there buddy.

is that a Supe killing virus in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?

ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ@voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ATTENTION: THE TERRORIST HAS BEEN LOCATED. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!

❓❓❓

ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ@voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Paint me like one of your French anarchists.

ooc. "far less benevolent" frenchie honey that's an UNDERSTATEMENT good god

( freezing mid pistol reload, a stack of classified Vought documents between his teeth. ) . . . non?

“ well, now that would uh. . . that would be rude. you would lack hospitality if you called the cops on me, non? ” he shrugged, the gesture light and filled with the swagger of a man that was far too used to worming his way out of dire situations. “ that aside! I was only here to snoop, ---

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖱𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌@wolfbittenavenger.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Give me a good reason not to call the police and no I don’t know if it could.. I prefer not to take a life..” He slowly got up, it was clear he was sore but he was willing to give the other a chance to be honest. “You’re lucky you didn’t set off any alarms.. the outcome would be a lot worse..”

((OOC: This is all of Lapis mun's RP accounts that I know of. Just please be aware of this person's ridiculously inappropriate behavior & fetishism. They will come to your DMs and immediately push lewd RP instead of talking to you like a person or getting to know your muse. Okay, Nef out. 🌺 ))

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

(( The mun for valorcerberian.bsky.social sonofhatred.bsky.social and hellfireblade.bsky.social (might have other accts) pushed some heavy boundaries with me in DMS and I just wanted to clarify the situation. This person DMed me first, and very very immediately started asking me about lewd RP. ))

Victoria Margaret Hardee “ Tori” Fantastic Girl Member of the 7 Likes to read and collect Tiny cat figurines OC for the boys MS Like to be a main RT to spread the word

a woman with blonde curly hair is wearing a black jacket with sequins on it .

ALT: a woman with blonde curly hair is wearing a black jacket with sequins on it .

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he cracked an awkward smile at the super soldier, hands lifted palm out to show he wouldn't reach geo any weapons. “ no one that can do much damage to you, mon ami, non? I was curious about your shield, there. ” for once, he's not up to no good; his beef is with Vought's Supes, not with ---

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖱𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌@wolfbittenavenger.bsky.social · 2mo ago

He sat there for a moment and stared at him. “Who are you?” He slowly getting up, he was still sore but he was gonna push through it.

ooc. l owe replies on my homelander account........ but the frenchman beckons me . I will do homies replies when I wake up

freezing, the Avenger's shield in one hand and an unlit cigarette hanging from his lips. “ good. . . eh, morning? ” sloooowly lowering the shield.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖱𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌@wolfbittenavenger.bsky.social · 2mo ago

He’s up.. Just give a minute to get his barings.. He doesn’t remember falling asleep on the couch.

more Supes in the area, huh? eh, fuck it. Monsieur Charcuter does not have to know if he attempts to make new allies.

"𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝖾𝖽𝗈𝗆 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁. 𝖨𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝖨'𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝖺𝗒. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨'𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝗌𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗂𝗍." ♡︎&↻

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⛓️‍💥⫘⫘ “𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.” ♡ + ↻ .ᐟ ⫘⫘⫘⛓️‍💥⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...@heybuddyeyesuphere.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ? ᴡʜʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ?" "𝚃𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕."

𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ@truthbombed.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ“𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙩𝙨.ᐟ 𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧.ᐟ” ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #TheBoysRP #MDNI #𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐎𝐟𝐊𝐢𝐤𝐢

if he could be left alone, he would be able to focus on his work, non? ah, fuck it. #SeductiveSunday