#TheGhostOfKiki Update: I got sick as a side effect, but I would much rather be sick for a day than actually contract hepatitis from my lab! I am extremely pro-vaccines and for that reason I find writing this character hilarious.

𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ@truthbombed.bsky.social · 3w ago

#TheGhostOfKiki Just got vaccines to spite Misty

#TheGhostOfKiki Just got vaccines to spite Misty

#TheGhostOfKiki Me and Queek were writing some very cursed comedy smut (?)-type content within 5 minutes of becoming friends 4 years ago. We have played these games before and will do so again. 😂

Queek does not allow himself to write the kind of content that would faithfully encapsulate Benjamin’s response to this.

𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ@truthbombed.bsky.social · 3w ago

“It’s a real damn shame, and I hate to keep you waitin’. [She flashes him what can only be described as ‘fuck me eyes’.] “You talkin’ about the one with the muzzle extension, Casanova?”

“It’s a real damn shame, and I hate to keep you waitin’. [She flashes him what can only be described as ‘fuck me eyes’.] “You talkin’ about the one with the muzzle extension, Casanova?”

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · 3w ago

*Slams his fist on a table.* It’s been a whole day since someone polished my goddam assault rifle. What the fuck?

Y’know trouble, if you wanna talk all sweet about oil, I have a couple minutes before the break’s over.~

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · 4w ago

[During tonight’s episode of Truthbomb:] “And that’s why we ain’t lettin’ those Chinese commies SABOTAGE our prosperous petroleum industry with their woke, electric cars! As an American, I’m sure y’all patriots will agree when I say I love a good drillin’.” [Flashes a playful smile.]

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Not just that. Part of bein’ a hero is protectin’ the people from brainwashin’ by bad-faith actors. We’re livin’ in an age of real misinformation.

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝟏𝟎𝟗 .@manicarsonist.bsky.social · 4w ago

So , they have you reporting news stories ?

I keep the good American people informed, if you’re askin’ me.

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝟏𝟎𝟗 .@manicarsonist.bsky.social · 4w ago

They don't send supes on deployments? Then what do they do?

(A generic beat starts playing. The camera flickers on, utilising a chaotic black and white filter to flicker through patriotic images before turning to Soldier Boy.) S-s-s-soldier boy on the beat! (Foot on a large rock, he’s staring off into the distance. Cigar in his mouth.)

#TheGhostOfKiki I want to get more confident writing this character in one-to-one interactions, so ask away..!

#TheGhostOfKiki This game has watched the show 😂

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last mo.

((Firecracker just completely ignored me when I told her not to ask Homelander out. AND SHE GOT TURNED DOWN I TOLD YOU??!??!?!?!?!!?!))

And ain’t it a delightful smell.

Watching Misty come towards him, Benjamin slowly slides his arm around her waist and with absolutely no hesitation or sense of decency, well. His hand shoots straight down. “I like the sound of that.” Redacted ensues, probably.

𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ@truthbombed.bsky.social · last mo.

She stands on her very tippy-toes — she hasn’t got the assistance of her platforms this time — as she looks up at the man before her, planting a kiss on his lips. Whispering. “I’m all yours.”

All that matters to her, is that he’s into it. Misty tucks a strand of titian locks behind her ear, as she closes the small gap between the pair of them.

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · last mo.

Apart of him is fully aware that it’s fucking bizarre of her to try and make making a coffee seductive. But he’s into it. “Yeah. You.”

[Biting her lip, as she squirts whipped cream onto a cup of iced coffee, very suggestively.] “Anythin’ you like to make sure you get a good start to your day, handsome.”

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · last mo.

Why don’t you come over here and crack open my yolks.

How do you like, your eggs in the mornin’? 🎶 #SeductiveSunday

Amen!

ʜᴀʟʟᴇʟᴜᴊᴀʜ!@ohfather.bsky.social · last mo.

Firecracker 4:2 ‘Devote yourself to prayer, watching the VCU and being thankful.’

Firecracker 4:2 ‘Devote yourself to prayer, watching the VCU and being thankful.’

America’s Sweetheart is feeling really good about her numbers this morning; her performance last night was a hit! #SeductiveSunday

Misty bites her lip as she eyeballs the pondering man before her. Batting her eyelashes, heavy with the fluttery faux-pair she’s wearing, as she retorts suggestively; “Then you’re spoilt for choice, mister. I got all them kinds back at mine.~”

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · last mo.

Benjamin is quiet for a solid minute. Every single cog in his mind whirling away as he contemplated the question. Deep inhale. “Yes.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐀𝐘: ❝ ─── PLANTS ARE NOT VIOLENT BY NATURE. WE LEARNED THAT FROM MANKIND. ❞

Poison Ivy@oftoxicallure.bsky.social · 2y ago

"𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤. 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛. 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑰𝒗𝒚."

𝗔 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮-𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝘆𝘀𝘀𝗮 𝗠𝗼𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗡𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗧... 𝗗𝗔𝗪𝗡𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧! ❤️+🔁 #MARVELRP #OCRP #MVRP

“Pump-action, semi-automatic, or a break-action shotgun. What’s your pick, Casanova?”

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · last mo.