Making vanilla simple syrup and looking into purchasing martini glasses and ingredients. Never have been more "about to turn 30"
Sofo Tap Dancing Bear
@manwithsandwich.bsky.social
A very Normal profile for a very Normal person
Rest in peace mcdonalds app... im not fucking verifying my age to order some nuggets...
Girl get in, were going to hunt down the man that hurt Slayyyter
Senior Officer Corny Boots reporting for duty 🫡
Excited to hear that the company that I work 60-65 hours a week for is finally providing a second shirt for me to wear only 4 month late!
Yes I did choose this as my debit card look in order to make 2 shit posts. Now to use this card for the next 4 years
Sofo Tap Dancing Bear@manwithsandwich.bsky.social · last wk.*on a date* oh dont worry cutie let daddy pay. *wipes out this card*
When you make me pay for things you are siphoning their blood ☹️
Sofo Tap Dancing Bear@manwithsandwich.bsky.social · last wk.*on a date* oh dont worry cutie let daddy pay. *wipes out this card*
*on a date* oh dont worry cutie let daddy pay. *wipes out this card*
Do I know anyone in chicago looking for a roommate? A friend is moving here in the next few monthes and wants to avoid a studio if possible.
Putting on popstar and day and night as I go to sleep. I will wake up a richer man spiritually
In every bluesky poster, there are 2 wolves
The draft was that tinashe popstar should receive all the same well deserved flowers that charli got for brat. Music wise.
Sofo Tap Dancing Bear@manwithsandwich.bsky.social · 2mo agoYes I do see that the light turned green but I have to finish drafting a skeetabout tinashe being underrated
If all you know about the current state of the world is the new carly and tinashe albums, then life is soooo good rn.
Newton's cradle and hiccups (body goes crazy) should be topping the imaginary gau charts rn
I hope all the hot brooklyn gays who are dressing like clowns tonight have a good time where ever you are all going
I am entering a secret location to train to best my enemies
Selena is playing and I miss Barbarellas!!!!
We are receiving reports that body is T, but also milk and sugar
I think i might save up my next 2-3 pay checks and quit my job for my birthday
The thing that is wrong with modern anime nerds is that no one is doing the hare hare yukai anymore
To the 🚬s doing coke in the Calo's bathroom.... you are valid but also did you rrreeallyy need that bump for your rigatoni a la vodka
Accidentally walked into a carly night when I just had to use the bathroom. God Is Real.
She flew the mother plane into the world serve center and the cuntigon
