Saw the Odyssey film and I thought it was very good. I would definitely have tried to get that horse home off the beach and into my house, it would make a lovely centrepiece
Oh that’s nice, our friendly local billionaires have ditched a plan to build 450 new houses and instead are going to construct an AI data centre, very cool
Do you know what I rarely, if ever, have to do? Write secret messages to people in lemon juice that are then gently heated to reveal the code to the prepared reader
Unexpectedly, my dog has discovered a passion for courgette
The ‘send later’ facility on emails and texts is really brilliant for concealing how much of a late night little freak I truly am
If I got up at 6.20am every day, just think how much blank staring I could get done
Me and the dog are out for an anger walk. It’s like a normal walk but the dog he hates was out here twenty minutes ago so he just charges around huffing the grass with an absolute fury emanating from him
This is just to say I have eaten the plums That were in the fridge They were alright
Mention of Bob Hoskins on the timeline has me watching this on repeat several times again
Occasionally someone mentions CrossFit and I relive the fact that I thought for quite a long time that it was an object rather than a regime.
Classic FM I can’t deal with the Jurassic Park theme tune 😭 not so soon
Keep thinking about that new picture of Jupiter or its moon or whatever and how mouldy it is. Putting me off my Holst
Am I meant to just recognise people. Is that what I’m meant to do. Sorry have you ever met me, I can barely recognise the people I’m related to
The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")
One of the hardest projects I was ever involved with was during COVID about the Mother & Baby and County Homes in Ireland. I was dramaturging it (doing the ordering) so I read the testimony again and again and again of many people, mostly women, who had been treated worse than animals.
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
I’m going to see The Odyssey with my friend but does she really want to see The Odyssey with me? I have a Classics degree & quite uncharacteristically for me have even read the Odyssey more than once, also have strong feelings about epithets
There’s Harry Kane! I know him from that theatre show about football. He was great in that
I wish they wouldn’t put the time up with all the minutes from the first bit added in and everything. This is like when people introduce you to Harrington, their 42 month old
Me whenever they show a celebrity watching the football from a box
Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
Alt: Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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Upset by a subtle change on WhatsApp that means messages send and arrive with a tiny bit more motion. Don’t pull the rug out from underneath my cosy world like that
I don’t know why I tell the truth when people ask me my dog’s name, I should be cultivating multiple aliases for him in case he ever needs to go on the lam
Accidentally mistyped a bunch of nonsense but hidden inside was a cheeky instance of :p in the wild. Hiya :p ! I missed you, lil guy 🥲
I just feel sportspeople are too much like hamsters, yknow? I’ve just got used to Djokovic & here my dad is, telling me he’s getting ready to retire
****** City Council claim their parking attendant has no memory of explicitly calling her supervisor to double check I didn’t need to pay parking whilst charging my EV. Excited to find out what has happened to the body cam footage!
I’ve felt so out of sorts all day. I probably just need a good leaching, humours are probably misaligned
