maple cocaine

@maplecocaine.bsky.social

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MAHA do not have bipartisan concerns, they are stupid morons who what to feel special by "doing their own research" (watching youtube videos made by complete idiots) and their king is a guy who is probably, as we speak, eating deep fried chipmunks out of a brown paper bag

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

It's not a coincidence that everyone still whining, in the year of our lord 2026, about covid lockdowns are all people who should be forcibly locked in their homes with all the doors and windows bolted shut from the outside while the rest of us just quietly forget that they ever existed at all

Just got an email that someone liked me on a dating app I thought I deleted so congrats to this person who has apparently cycled through the entire site and has finally reached the people who last logged in like 2 years ago

I'm finally getting around to watching Sleepy Hollow season 4 after downloading it like 10 years ago and they're not even in Sleepy Hollow anymore? And Daniel Faraday from Lost is here? Not really paying attention, seems like it sucks

A few people think I'm being serious here but you know what, i dont blame them. There are definitely people on here dumb enough for this to be an actual concern their brain somehow cooked up. No harm, no foul

maple cocaine@maplecocaine.bsky.social · 7d ago

I'm not against poor people having better access to food, my only concern is that 5 city run grocery stores are going to put 5000 supermarkets and 10,000 bodegas out of business by selling discounted eggs

I'm not against poor people having better access to food, my only concern is that 5 city run grocery stores are going to put 5000 supermarkets and 10,000 bodegas out of business by selling discounted eggs

Look im sorry you got bullied as a child and now you can only see life through a lens of "cool kids" vs you, but maybe the bullies had a point, I think we should hear them out, let's get their perspective on things