Marco the Maker
@marcothemaker.bsky.social
I'm a retired chef. These days I make a living making adult novelties, dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social, ummkay! I also do woodworking, painting, sculpting, photography, ceramics, & grow food. I'm an ADHD dog hooman and leftie secular humanist. COFFEE!
Anyone get a support ticket from Etsy? Listings that could be "harmful to minors"?? Their own policy "require all account owners to be at least 18 years of age. Individuals under the age of 18 are considered minors on Etsy. Minors under age 13 are not allowed on Etsy." Etsy, a reselling shithole.
Say hello to Marlee! We adopted her from Paw Fur Rescue on Thursday. She's a whatever breed and has quite literally moved right in.
I'm the greatest warrior in the realm. Arrow to the face...
fellow fucksmiths, what design of yours are you the proudest of? not your most popular, not even necessarily your favorite, one where you look at it and go, "damn, i did that." For me, still the candy cane.
This is how we all should be, every single day. This is what love, and peace, looks like 🫶 This all we want is love and unity
Adopted her yesterday. The name the shelter gave her was Mylee but she doesn't respond to that, AT ALL... What's her name? I kinda like Bellis, latin for Daisy. My wife said she looks like a Daisy. Vicky says Laika - Space Dog who went on a one way trip to orbit - I like it but it's tragic AF.
The new pupper immediately fit right in. Aengus now has a relentless, sturdy playmate.
Prepping dog food. 40 pounds of chicken breast - $58 Other stuff I make - Rice, Oats, Green Beans, Apple, Carrot, Sweet Potato, Squash, Blueberries, Olive Oil, and Salmon Oil Costs about $5 a day for all three dogs. I was feeding them Fresh Pet at $16 a day. That's about $4000 a year savings.
Vanilla Wafers are addictive. Gaddam they're freakin good.
Is it normal for a dog rescue to want you to agree to giving up your privacy for social media clout? Like, I feel this application is highly intrusive. At the pound they're begging people to adopt, this place is like, we're gonna scrutinize everything about you... Your home, family, pets, & job.
Looks like Dr. Who but I can't be sure. He liked to perch exactly here but I haven't seen him in nearly a year. There's a bunch of very young owls in the neighborhood and they like my yard, a lot. Which is good, because I like them a lot. This one could be a descendant. I like to think so.
Just so I can say I said it. Pretty much every grocery store you go to sells Taylor Farms. Whole Foods 365 lettuce, Publix Greenwise, etc. if it's lettuce in a bag, it's certainly a Taylor Farms white label product. 4 decades in kitchens I say nearly every restaurant and hotel uses their stuff.
I wonder if part of the reason my Great Grandpa seemed so stoic, so, not suffering a loss or indifferent to death was he didn't have access to a library of 15,000 pictures he took of precious loved ones. Scrolling through my pics and revisiting dogs I've lost makes my heart ache something fierce.
I dare you to search for Jimothy. I dare you! #Jimothy
Munchie the Raccoon Appears
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This was how my parents parented... This will never not be funny because that kid me😂 youtube.com/shorts/Rk8D_...
Frog on boy *jumps on face*
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Puppers come to work with us. The Luigi stuff? Yeah, I drive a Fiat and toss banana peels out the sunroof...
I just learned about this creature. It's called a leaf sheep sea slug. I was like, NO WAY, this is some pokemon ai bs, but it's real, my gawd it's cute.
CW: ADULT NOVELTIES We made a bunch of these this weekend to take pictures for listings. This new phallic vag plug will come in 4 sizes, small to CHONK... Coming very soon! Tag it's designer @excelddesigns.bsky.social Tag the maker of the pretty pours @ekholalia.bsky.social
Homemade Dog Food Standard ingredients Ground turkey, chicken, & lamb Quinoa, Jasmine Rice, and Oats Pumpkin Rotating ingredients Green beans, apples, blueberries, strawberry, blackberries, carrots, banana, cucumber, broccoli, and sweet potato
What was that for exactly. Oh, yeah, sexual abuse and defamation. There's a second verdict for 83 million on appeal. I'm sure the interest is gonna be fun on that one too.
Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · last mo.Happy "tRUMP Must Pay E. Jean Carroll $5.8 Million Dollars" Tuesday to all those who celebrate justice! 💰 👍 #Sexual-Assaulter-In-Chief
One more day on our sale then ya'll (means ALL) have to wait until the day after Turkey day...!
Uberrime Dildos@uberrimedildos.bsky.social · last mo.Get 15% OFF all Uberrime-made toys this weekend. Customs and ready-mades are both included! Use code "SUMMER15" at checkout. uberrime.com/collections
Apparently ICE had a bunch of call outs today.
Forbes@forbes.com · last mo.The men were clothed in outfits associated with White nationalist organization Patriot Front.
Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see 'em again till the fourth of July... Meat Puppets
