James was like, "please make a dick v plug" and I was like YES ACTUALLY It looks so good stretched too. Makes me want a hot do- uh, less narrow pelvic cavity real bad.

Our NEW vaginal plug is here! The Opimus is a chubby realistic phallic shape with exaggerated proportions to make it a snug fitting plug. Available in 4 sizes (from thick to CHONK) in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs?sort_by=created-descending

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Marco the Maker@marcothemaker.bsky.social · 4w ago

CW: ADULT NOVELTIES We made a bunch of these this weekend to take pictures for listings. This new phallic vag plug will come in 4 sizes, small to CHONK... Coming very soon! Tag it's designer @excelddesigns.bsky.social Tag the maker of the pretty pours @ekholalia.bsky.social

Instagram got the first peek at the next vag plug joining our line-up, but now it's your turn! This one is a realisticish phallic design. It'll be available in 4 sizes, starting with an "average" size and ending with an absolute whopper! And we have even more v plugs to come!

Faeles from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is an instant fave. It's not every day that I get a dildo that hits all the right spots, fills me up, and keeps me riding for hours, but this one blew past my expectations and has a permanent place beside my bed. Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-uberr...

The Dulce, one of our best g-spot/prostate dildos, has been remodeled! Don't worry, we left that *deep* curve intact. The Dulce and the Dulce Uncut each come in 2 sizes. The realistic details on these new models are truly gorgeous! https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=dulce&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

C.W. ADULT TOYS BELOW While Mr. James finishes doing the listings on Shopify, I'm gonna show off some silicone handywork while those listings go live. The Dulce, both Cut and Uncut, were literally designed overnight when I mentioned to Kat that we should "consider" updating the model. uberrime.com

Oh okay Tentacoil. Still don't feel old yet.

Our latest release is a long time coming: FANTASY VAGINAL PLUGS! Three textured tentacles: Haliae (sculpted from Sensi), Thetis (sculpted from Suavis), and Galene. Each are available in 2 sizes, in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors! uberrime.com/collections/...

Stranger came to me in glass armor and sent my soul to Oblivion 😃

This just popped out of nowhere, like I turned around and it had materialized on my desk. 1) what did I buy that came with this and b) why do I need a microscope to read it

🎂 I could write a lot about whatever "big" 35 is, the breaking down how I felt about the change over time yesterday, how I feel about it today, but you don't wanna read it and I just bought myself a project so that's what I'm gonna do. A set of drawers for next to the desk, ~fancy~

(I still exist, I'm just hidin' from life and doing work and playing games)

Revolutionary new toys from artisans with deep investments into modeling and it's just stuff you find on Amazon. Not linking anything, I don't want the heat, just don't be taken by nonsense. Most of it has the maker mark too. I follow the am shop and recognize these immediately.

Mom sent me her adventure in washing her critters today and it put the biggest smile on my face. I also need to make more frogs and stuff for my niblings - my nephew likes Mom's frog a ton - it's just been a tiring year.

20% OFF *all* of our handmade toys, all weekend! Customs, ready-mades, random pours - if we made it, it's on sale. Discount is automatic and reflected in the cart, no need to remember a code! uberrime.com/collections

Went to Lover's Lane for a basic bullet vibe for... bugs, sifting bugs, and there were two Fascinus left and they looked lonely so I got one. Keep Cthulhu company until my Bjarg (which you HAVE seen) arrives.

Sitting in my car charging my phone. Lost power just before 10pm last night - can't sleep without white noise (a fan - also loud 9-12" fan recommendations please), been awake for 27 hours since I woke up yesterday at 4am. The problem is the box in our back yard. Knocked out 5 blocks. From us.

Aboris! My big-chin-lizard-man-that's-definitely-not-from-that-game Mine's in small (I'm small it's okay), uberrime.com/products/the...

My small Raiju, jade shift and translucent (and as always, your camera never sees translucency the way you do) I got so much today and there are so many pictures and I cannot overload your feed with all of it. uberrime.com/products/the...

I might die It's okay.

Happy Halloween! To celebrate, we're dropping our coolest model yet: Cthulhu! @excelddesigns.bsky.social put a lot of love into the details of this winged eldritch monster. The Cthulhu Dildo comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

Implying digital sculpture isn't real art and then using generative AI is pretty funny.

It's Friday, which means we have another NEW RELEASE! The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo comes in 3 tall, slender sizes. Fleshy, veiny alien textures and mecha ridges make this one of our weirdest looking toys. A fitting release for the end of October! uberrime.com/products/the...

I'm gonna dirty delete that. Here's the thing: objectively, my internals look picture perfect for a diagram of typical stuff in a medical setting. But they cause me an immense amount of trouble. That's it. That's the thing. I'm dealing with a great deal of dissonance as a result of it.

New week, NEW MODEL! We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head. And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements. Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

Our newest fantasy model: Faeles! This ultra-detailed @excelddesigns.bsky.social model is textured from tapered tip to fur-detailed base. You can visit Faeles's magic shop as long as you don't touch the wax-sealed scrolls by the counter... uberrime.com/a/search?q=f...

NEW! The Atlan Biomechanical Dildo, another unique fantasy design from the creative mind of @excelddesigns.bsky.social! This curved, aesthetically textured model is semi-phallic in shape with an intricately detailed base. Custom in your choice of density & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

Hey there groovy peeps! This toy, designed by @excelddesigns.bsky.social an original DA design is pretty Damn popular, so I made another size, ehh, Medium! A DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size is now a thing. Not too big, not too small, perfect if you want just a bit of girth from outta this world... 😝