I've started writing some longer pieces based around my videos. They aren't necessarily behind the scenes type stuff, but more thoughts and memories they remind me of. The first one is called "The Dump". It's over on my Substack.
Marcus Keeley
@marcuskeeley.bsky.social
From Belfast. Sometimes I do comedy things and that. I look at things on Tiktok. All views irrelevant. Contact: hello@marcuskeeley.com
How many people can sit down in Botanic Gardens, Belfast?
The hole in the centre of the bronze wheel used to hold a wee City Hall, but it's been nicked long ago. Here's a photo I took of it in 2005.
For the Easter that’s in it. High priests with higher hats.
They should make the robot Olaf from Disneyland Paris fight the Paddington Bear. #BigNightofMusicals
Noticed some real cheek on my daily walk today. Folks were out - small dog walkers, doddering elderly, sauntering gents. Part timers. I’ve been out every day, back when the streets were sodden and slick, the wind piercing and the sky as black as the nature of man (yesterday and every day until now).
Dare I say, first good drying day of the year? The 78th day of 2026?
Last night I dreamt it Wasn’t raining anymore. Reality wet.
“So you’ve been on a bus for most of the #latelatetoyshow because we’ve tricked you, welcome.”
“Well Patrick, your final challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to eat as many marshmallows as you can through the medium of tiny hands.” #latelatetoyshow
Genuinely love how close Paddy comes to outwardly gurning at the kids and the amount of money raised. #latelatetoyshow