bro, why do you have nothing equipped in your tail slot you could be having such better stats
Keter Class Kobold #2
@marismolotov.bsky.social
• Kobold • Kobold • (kobold/kobolds) (it/its)
wyd if a fluffbold with a wolf cut and a spiked club threatens you
kobold who blocks and reports every email as spam
you already know the kobolds know how to BLJ. but you're about to learn their proficiency in TLC
NEW SUPERFUCKINGMARIO DEAL: 2 SUPERFUCKINGMARIOS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
the kobolds have had you trapped in turn-based combat for 2 hours now because they decided to face your party one-by-one. you're starting to think this is a deliberate strategy
the kobolds are requesting mobile games as part of our new trade deal with their realm
you set up a space heater next to your kobold friend's bed while he had a fever. he is now willing to murder people for your honor
in a twist of fate, the kobold is handing you a monster energy and showing you how to swear
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
News Article: A Kobold Doing the Nae Nae is Just The Type of Chaotic Good You Need Today
milkshakes can be enjoyed by kobolds and dragons alike
kobold who's crying because it's a good leftist but doesn't want to drop its nitro basic subscription because it really likes posting cute dragon emotes
kobold who really loves pronouncing human names but is not very good at it
kobold who loves your ID she loves your passport :]
this kobold is legally required to verify your age, and if you replace him with another kobold, that kobold will also have to verify your age. so you suppose you can't blame him. but he also has bad history with spreading rumors so you don't trust him. also there's the gambling ads
kobold who wants to be a boy. kobold who wants to be a girl. kobold who wants to be a kobold.
why is your "homework" folder full of images of kobolds wielding oversized weapons
the kobolds and gargoyles have now entered an unprecedentedly beneficial trade deal
the kobolds and gargoyles have entered the next major stage of their bond
it was on this day, 22 years ago, when an ice dragon proved that its kind was just as capable of committing arson as a fire dragon
tiamat: hey it’s not like i /lied/ or anything, i just didn’t confirm or deny it. but yeah they just kinda showed up one day. no idea where detroit is though
new ecological research shows that kobolds were not created by Tiamat, but rather simply chose to exist one day on the streets of Detroit
kobold who kinda likes it when you call him cute
the humans in that bar are arguing over whether a kobold can be a twink. you should go in
BREAKING: the international kobold council has just decided that one additional letter shall be added to the word KOBOLD! options to be voted on this Sunday at the world kobold summit