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kobold who posts (formerly on twitter) SFW but i reskeet from 18+ accounts sometimes please keep it clean in my replies! any pronouns are agreeable icon by magicaledford.bsky.social
Kobold facts: butterscotch is a favorite amongst kobolds—it is not quite butter and it is most certainly not scotch; it looks like/is treasure, smells heavenly, and it drives gnomes crazy when you steal it from them. It’s a tricksy building block of their lives. Dragons, of course, love this.
A kobold who's currently lost in Owensboro, Kentucky. 😮
the safest place to sleep is in the middle of a kobold nap pile except I lied because they're going to chew your bones
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] *YIP OVERCHARGE COMPLETE. Yip output increased by a factor of 86.400. Releasing Yip...*
kobold child with a blue rock on their head: i can’t find my blue rock… 🥺
you wake up in a damp cave to a kobold poking you with a stick. you don’t remember how you got there
you pick up the kobold and give them a little kiss on the nose. they squeak and hug you
the kobold cleric proudly shows you their new holy symbol. it's an unrecognizable shape that they claim represents their favorite rock
Kobold 1: "Babe could you play the dragon tonight?" Kobold 2: "Yea sure babe" *starts growling and gets visibly more feral* "Rrrrrrr..... raaaaaaaaah >:)" Kobold 1: "And could we cuddle on the top of the snowy mountain together?" Kobold 2: ... Kobold 1: ? Kobold 2: *sweating*
Keter Class Kobold #2@marismolotov.bsky.social · 6d agokobold that's able to play the social role of a fire dragon, but not an ice dragon
No yipping today I’m taking my yearly 24 hour long nap
tiny kobold baker: ᵘᵐ ʰᵉˡˡᵒ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵃ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᶜᵘᵖᶜᵃᵏᵉ 🥺
kobold that's able to play the social role of a fire dragon, but not an ice dragon
it seems like the kobold's every action is somehow motivated by the goal of acquiring more pebbles
due to the recession, Canada has opened up its central kobold reservoir for the first time
They’ve upgraded to shoving various vegetables and meats on my horns and calling them kebabs ☹️
Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop.bsky.social · 5d agoSlather spaghetti on your dragon and something AMAZING will happen
Mom: you're my baby!! mama loves you very much 😊 Hatchling: 🥹
Kos@quan1000.bsky.social · 2mo agokobold mom hugging her little hatchling and kissing them on the head because she loves them so much