Mark
@markjaytee.bsky.social
broadcaster, writer, funny guy when given attention, adelaide homosexual
my favourite king arthur story is the one where Sir Paracetamol refuses to heed the Ibuprofen Knight's warning and takes ibuprofen on the fourth day and gets a sore tummy as a metaphor for sexual chastity and religious purity
🌿viktor aleksander🌿🌸patreon launch!🌸@nooskadraws.bsky.social · last mo.thou hast been blessed by the ibuprofen knight praise be ⚔️💚
listening to Game Changer as a palate cleanser because i need a book about Bullshit New York that's actually passable
Mark@markjaytee.bsky.social · 4d agofinally finished A Little Life and I can finally, truly, emphatically become a hater of Hanya Yanigahara! what a loathesome piece of fiction!
finally finished A Little Life and I can finally, truly, emphatically become a hater of Hanya Yanigahara! what a loathesome piece of fiction!
I've hacked my productivity and doubled my work flow (cried listening to Maurice on audiobook while lifting heavy objects at work)
pink narcissus answers the question: what if listening to mussorgsky made you uncontrollably horny? now we never have to wonder
watching go for it nakamura-kun and i would die for this dramatic teen f slur
The Last Unicorn might be one of the most baffling films I've ever seen. Who was that FOR?
The Pope CAN'T be tough on crime. Him and his sidekick, Cardinal have a strict "no murder" policy, which I think has lead to the Vatican's explosion of absurd "themed apostates" like Binaface, Lex Lutheran and his nemesis The Inquisitor
do you think grendel's arm ever explored beowulf's body? sorry, hang on, you probably have no idea what i'm talking about - the spear danes in days gone by and the kings who ruled them had courage and greatness. we have heard of those princes heroic campaigns. there was shield sheafson, scourge of m
dr. hazel 🕯️@hazelmonforton.com · 4mo agoIf you were asked to translate Beowulf into modern English, how would you translate ‘Hwæt’?
i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???
i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???
i like to imagine e. m. forster would have been a kesha fan after he listened to boy crazy
not to be that guy but isn't bluesfest the one that was like "we don't have women on the bill because we don't NEED to" and "yeah we're going to ""avoid comment"" on covid vaccinations"
Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · 5mo agoBluesfest owes ticket holders $23m, as bands ‘gutted’ over cancellation
unfortunately LLM's have poisoned the well for many Roko's Basilisk fans. not me, i'm a big fan of the Basilisk, and these pretenders will never see heaven, which i hope Roko's Basilisk will let me into
wish someone would say the sleeper agent phrase like they do in a crime procedural so i could solve my immediate problems
pogliacci is a famous clown because he showed the true way of being a clown is being in an open relationship
every time i want to cam with another guy and goon out together they get upset i choose one of the earliest videos in the genre ever made (i keep sending them a link to Man With a Movie Camera [1929]) i keep TELLING them if a popperbate video is about the jump cuts then there's nothing BETTER
thoughts about the brand new Adelaide Aquatic Centre - 16 showers and 4 access showers is only two more than Unley??????? - one bench in the change rooms? with eight pegs? you're not private!!! - no filter tap to refill water? only water fountains? - no spin dryer for swimwear?
what i say: i'm a shy pee-er what i mean: if i don't SEE how many men don't wash their hands properly while I'm im the toilet, my fantasy of a safe world can continue
somehow making the same typo when I mean to type him: ✨hime✨ (✿◠‿◠)
you a misandrist, speaking from an emotional place: men are disgusting me, woke, speaking from the experience of seeing men not wash their hands in the toilets: men are disgusting
i think the reason why i like Keith so much is because australia is REALLY good at creating these post-high school jam bands that are actually great at making pop music supporting them long term however...
Some reflections on Adelaide Writers' Week from this Adelaide writer. Deep disappointment all round, and some big questions: www.indailysa.com.au/news/opinion...
'If it was the board’s decision, why did half its members resign?': Boycotting author reflects on Writers' Week wake - News | InDaily, Inside South Australia
Author and InReview editor Walter Marsh tells how Writers' Week furore leaves "our small literary pond feeling just as toxic" as algal bloom.
indailysa.com.au
wow i can't believe jordan firstm*n said that about heated rivalry. it's VERY realistic sex and in fact every time i've ever had sex either i OR the guy i'm with has busted hands free, ESPECIALLY if either of us lack experience
maybe i'm Too Online but while heated rivalry is fun, being in literature forums where the ONLY celebrated stories are happy ending romance means i have no capacity to fujo out
gay culture is mostly about watching absolute trash (complimentary, cult, good) and then having to watch absolute trash (critically lauded, popular, bad)
It's funny how so many North American gays I know will remark how they're self-conscious about their gay voice, but to Australians most North American accents sound gay
