If Nolan loves grappling with people who are maybe too smart for their own good, he should make a Sherlock Holmes movie.
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You do not need to buy a thing from Lifetime Ban From The Comic Book Store Lex Luthor
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 6d agoBlogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
Be free, dear error message writer. Go write that mystery novel. I will read it.
amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 6d agoi love this error message so much. i want to frame it
A tour of LinkedIn job listings: Company: Large AI Firm Salary: GDP of a small African nation LinkedIn AI recommendation: How dare you look upon this with your puny mortal eyes Result: canned no thank you
From when Paul the Trombonist accidentally texted his wife with voice transcription on while practicing:
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · last wk.say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
Ukraine posted an 8-hour ASMR video of burning Russian warehouses
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Batman The Animated Series: Lightning Strike
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Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
"We want you for this job" "I want money and healthcare" "Absolutely not"
You ever think about how all this is happening after Orban lost in Hungary
Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 2w agoI guess Russian transfers stopped?
Discovering new joints when they start aching
Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 2w agoWhat's your old person trait?
Most of us freelancers, no matter how famous or successful you think we are, are just a stroke or two of bad luck away from financial disaster. If you have a few bucks, consider throwing them Richard's way.
Richard Kadrey@richardkadrey.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is painful and embarrassing, but I don’t have any choice right now www.gofundme.com/f/help-richa...
He should consider ordering the vodka sauce without the extra vodka
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoScalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
Hear me out: Cinnamon Toast Crunch but in Rice Krispie Treat form
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2w agoJust saw a guy on here relitigating the Iraq war as a success so it’s another one of those times when we all need to start talking about what our favorite cereal is
I've done enough ethics training to know this is super turbo not legal
Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social · 2w ago"The other commissioner who approved the Paramount merger, FCC Chair Brendan Carr, and his wife sat in a private skybox with Paramount CEO David Ellison and other executives from Paramount and CBS. Such seats sold for $125,000 a ticket..." www.propublica.org/article/para...
Haven't seen a final this cursed since the headbutt heard around the world #ESPvARG
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️@arif.bsky.social · 2w agothis shot is so bleak lmao
Fallout 4 rules: the *first* person who tries this gets in free
Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith@mewefree.bsky.social · 2w agoTwo people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
*Michael Caine voice* "Oh, the Lamborghini then? Much more subtle."
tweety fish@sifu.tweety.fish · 3w agowhat are peoples' favorite big laughs in nolan movies
Spain and Argentina are really going to play the finals in this?
Mike Masnick@masnick.com · 3w agoRather than repeating debunked election conspiracy theories, in a better world, a President would be addressing... this:
"The South Jersey store's owner, Johnny Gabagool, says the theft spoiled around $20,000 worth of food." come the fuck on.
CBS Philadelphia@cbsphiladelphia.bsky.social · 3w agoA popular neighborhood deli in South Jersey that has been open for five decades is now temporarily closed after a brazen theft.