It just occurred to me that, if I had stolen $6billion, I would probably want to blame North Korea too.
Martin Veart
@martinveart.bsky.social
Human Factors practitioner, former geophysical engineer and recovering political candidate. Still passionate about the state of the world, not so much about party politics. Seeker of consensus, starting with fascism is A Bad Thing. Married.
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Mark Twain once said “An honest politician is one who once bought, stays bought.” Crypto billionaire Ben Delo, obviously considers crypto-friendly Farage a very honest politician.
It has been 25 years since the day that hope for a peaceful century ahead died.
This is what I believe. Most people are decent. They, we, We don’t want to harm anyone. We certainly don’t want to be angry or upset. So don’t be outraged. Don’t be upset at what people tell you to be upset over. Just stay being the decent person you always have been and always will be.
The reports I hear about Trump’s mental health are simply incredible. I mean, Jesus. Space Lord. Saving victims on the Titanic?” Republicans. Some of you love this guy. He promised to drain the swamp. He’s burning your country down instead.
Farage wasn’t listening. He has minions for that. “What’s that? £500K? Wouldn’t get out of bed for that. Wake me up when it’s £5million.”
So. The pubs in Clacton then. Do they usually serve a champagne top with Guinness?
Please, may we get a say over the next famous 80-year old to depart?
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They gave me to someone who could not read or write … it would be better if you buried me alive
They gave me to someone who could not read or write … it would be better if you buried me alive
I was the top student in my university class but when the Taliban took Afghanistan again I was forced to marry and my dreams of being a pilot ended
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Good amateur historian on Romania's Fascist period and the Cold War era Romanian Fascist societies and networks in France. He often spots important details others miss. @sandropology.bsky.social @profmarylewis.bsky.social @camilavergara.bsky.social @billjenkins.bsky.social @martinveart.bsky.social
Crotchless? You know these aren’t just any knickers. These are S&M knickers.
According to Braverman, Farage is Reform’s Health Spokesman. How could Farage then expect to be invited to Burnham’s meeting on a National Care Service when Farage isn’t actually an MP at this time?
Farage has played his hand and has ended up as the butt of the joke, more so than a man with a bin on his head... And the one thing the right hate more than immigrants is being laughed at.
Across the mighty land of Scotland, a single cry will arise. “Hen, have ya seen my old Argentina shirt?” #WorldCup26
