Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦
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Neurodivergent. Canadian. Dad. Simpsons, Filmmaking, Politics, Writing, and Photography. Keep Calm and Buy Canadian 🇨🇦
@charlieangus104.bsky.social you always say to keep kicking at the darkness, and light will crack through. I do not have enough room to kick anymore, Charlie. I am scratching at the darkness, and my fingernails are bleeding. The cruelty. CDC Waves the White Flag open.substack.com/pub/charliea...
CDC Waves the White Flag
50-plus years of medical science to protect our kids from childhood diseases has been trashed.
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The Gordie Howe Bridge: A Prediction. The bridge will open today; it may even be smooth for a time. Then, ICE will set up shop, and US border control and ICE will make crossing it hell, and long, and people things will be worse than ever. You? #martyfonaine #CdnPoli #GordieHowe #Canada 🇨🇦 #USA
@jennyyeremiy.bsky.social I was watching you on @meidascanada.ca (love what you are doing), and as a bourbon lover myself, I'd be remiss not to tell you about BRBN from Okanagan Spirits Craft Distillery in BC. Far superior to Maker's Mark or Bulleit. Not affiliated, just a lover of good whisky ;)
@cbcradiocanada.bsky.social @globalnews.ca Every time I hear the Kars for Kids advertisement, I change the channel and spend the rest of the day watching your competitors. Advertising trash is costing you eyes. Do better. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #AntiZionist #AntiFascist
It's pretty rich that #Canada 🇨🇦 and its allies are being punished for allegedly being too lenient on forced child labour abuses by a man who rapes children. Fuck. #martyfontaine #Trump #CdnPoli #usa www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘Forced labour’ rationale for Trump tariffs met with bewilderment
Measures effectively replace blanket 10% tariffs Trump imposed in February that were struck down by US supreme court
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My tomatoes are basking in the sun! It feels vulgar posting this while most of the world chokes. Or burns. Or starves. Or explosively shits (if you're 'murican). Tomatoes make me sad. Americans with explosive diarrhea make me happy. I'm complicated. #martyfontaine #tomatoes #CdnPoli #gardens
Remember the time Donald #Trump learned that Volodymyr #Zelenskyy was suspending Ukraine's national elections because his country was too busy defending itself from an outside aggressor determined to wipe it off the map? Donald Trump remembers. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #politics
Sometimes you see something that inspires. A sliver of a timeline that was peeking through to this age of criminality and poison politics. I yearn for a time... #martyfontaine #CndPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #USA #GordieHoweBridge www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
'An iconic moment': Workers in symbolic Gordie Howe bridge photo reminisce as bridge opens | CBC News
On June 14, 2024, the structural steel of the two sides of the Gordie Howe International Bridge was connected. A photo was taken showing two iron workers — one American, one Canadian — shaking hands. ...
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America! You see how Ukraine is attacking further and further into Russia, taking out warehouse facilities and other military targets? How long do you think it will be before the first Iranian drones hit the American mainland? I am betting six months. #martyfontaine #Iran #USA #war #CdnPoli
Dear Americans, A criminal with a badge is still a criminal. Fight. Back. Sincerely, The Planet
Grant me the Courage to change the things I can, to not accept there are things I cannot, the Wisdom to adapt, improvise and overcome, and the Serenity of peace of conscience when the job is done; for we are righteous and just. #martyfontaine #NeoSerenity #Canada 🇨🇦 #Resist
Remember, #America. To the rest of the world, if you're American, you're MAGA. Just like all Germans in the 1940s were Nazis. And if the world has to come to clean up your mess with rifles, you will not be treated any differently from the RED HATS. Sort your shit, maybe? #martyfontaine #politics
If you are #American, you should watch this: Watch the pain your country causes. Listen to the cries of mothers and sisters, fathers and brothers. The USA is truly the Beast from Revelation. Cruelty for cruelty's sake. #martyfontaine #Beast www.youtube.com/watch?v=siRu...
Sky News investigation into Minab school attack finds all evidence points to US being responsible
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I was asked, what is the #Canadian Dream? My dream is simple. To make enough money to properly take care of my family. At the same time, to contribute to society as a whole and to help those who, for whatever reason, are unable to make that money for themselves. #martyfontaine #Canada 🇨🇦 #Dream 1/🪡
Check the dates. I fucking CALLED IT! #martyfontaine #Homuz #trump #crook #cdnpoli #politics
#Trump wants his own protection racket in the Strait of #Hormuz and is pissed off that he is incapable of offering said protection because Iran won't let him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the USA. #martyfontaine #politics #CdnPoli #USA
Is Trump escalating to cancel the election? Well, I'll tell ya what I think! A thread: I think that the Iranians are playing head games with Trump, making him paranoid and act impulsively. 🪡 1/4 #martyfontaine #politics #USA #Iran #War #cdnpoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #IWillTellYaWhatIThink 😠
ATTENTION AMERICANS: YOUR CHILDREN ARE ABOUT TO BE SENT TO DIE IN A DESERT. OVER OIL. A-AGAIN. Yeah, I guess it's kinda business as usual for the #USA, then, innit? Well. Carry on, then. We'll wait here. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #Oil #War #Pain #Suffering #Blood #america
My God, does #CBCNews ever want to sell me life insurance?! Competing insurance companies buying all daytime ad spaces. Hey! @cbcnews.ca diversify, man. AND NOT Kars for Kids! Zionism BAD -A sad man in hopes of a shampoo commercial 😘🤣🤣 #martyfontaine #CBCNews #CndPoli It's a #Canada 🇨🇦 thing.
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
Hey! Carn! Wanna spill the tea on what exactly we gave away for this bridge? After paying for the whole fuckin' thing? It better not have been our soul. 😠 #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #GordieHowe @mark-carney.bsky.social
We do not know all the details, folks. And that should worry us all: “Canada and the United States are still hammering out the fine print. “Officials in both countries are finalizing the legal and administrative details and we will continue to provide updates www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
"I knew it was wrong. I did it anyway." ~Hunter Thomas This is the first time I've heard about this former MP. Without having read the article (yet), I am willing to put my entire fortune on the line($12.83) and say he was a Conservative. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
'I broke the law,' former Manitoba MP Inky Mark says after police seize over 400 firearms | CBC News
A former federal politician denies trafficking any firearms but acknowledges he illegally transferred three guns, after police seized hundreds of weapons from his western Manitoba home last week.
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Uh oh. Someone is getting scared! Do you want to know what a real waste of time and money is? Senior Trump officials. #martyfontaine #USA #politics #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
Senior Trump official calls ‘middle powers’ strategy waste of time, money
Elbridge Colby dismisses idea allies might turn their back on purchase of U.S. military gear
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@schiff.senate.gov THIS IS WHY WE DON'T BUY YOUR SHIT, YOU DUMB FUCK! Leash your dog! #MartyFontaine #Canada 🇨🇦 #CdnPoli #usa #california #wine #swill #schiff PS: syntax is fun!
@schiff.senate.gov Hell will freeze over before we buy your Californian wine
@charlieangus104.bsky.social I was just talking about you over on gander.social. I was not sure you knew about it, but I thought that it might be your cuppa. Keep kicking at that darkness. I know I am. But I'll admit. My legs are getting tired. #martyfontaine #Gander.Social #Canada 🇨🇦
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