On this weeks ‘it’s far too muggy to exercise’ …
Martyn With A Y
@martynwithay.bsky.social
Seller of old maiden type Greeting cards. Etsy, pop culture, nostalgia, gym selfies 🏳️🌈 Married. No DMs unless card related cheers! Shop links 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 https://linktr.ee/Martynwithay
£8.99 for a pouch of M+Ms!! You can fuck right off! For £8.99 I’d be wanting a full on indecent proposal night of lust with that red one from the adverts
Not going to lie - I’m borderline obsessed with the Homosense Halloween decorations… which one are you feeling today?
Background selfies: evening edition! Feat Robin Hood themed escape room
Martyn With A Y@martynwithay.bsky.social · 4d agoA day in town isn’t complete without a background selfie 🩷 Featuring a couple I’m told will make you wink, you tell me!
A day in town isn’t complete without a background selfie 🩷 Featuring a couple I’m told will make you wink, you tell me!
Warning - my cards can lead to heavy petting , trouble and …. Seat wetting martynwithaydesigns.etsy.com
I was clearly thrilled to be back at the gym this morning ✌️
Quiff didn’t make it after tonight’s badminton 🏸 🥵
It’s supposed to be a stormtrooper but I look more like leatherface 🙃😂 Self care Sunday ✌️
ONE NIGHT ONLY @camdenfringe.bsky.social! Film, artifice, power and the Devil. Come and experience "You Oughta Be In Pictures", the show that has made audiences around the country look over their shoulders. Wed 5 Aug, 9pm Rosemary Branch Theatre London 🎟 camdenfringe.com/events/you-o...
Now, I will be honest - my Etsy cards are far superior in quality to Redbubble …. But Redbubble often offers bulk purchase discounts, and can choose a variety of sizes. Etsy cards are me giving you 6 inches of pure pleasure in your hand! 🙌🏼
Martyn With A Y@martynwithay.bsky.social · 2w agoEarlier this year, my Redbubble page was removed after 5 years and 4K sales (probably copyright complaint related) … BUT it’s giving me chance to rebuild with a tighter range. Currently adding designs daily but check my shop links! www.redbubble.com/shop?query=M...
Earlier this year, my Redbubble page was removed after 5 years and 4K sales (probably copyright complaint related) … BUT it’s giving me chance to rebuild with a tighter range. Currently adding designs daily but check my shop links! www.redbubble.com/shop?query=M...
Debenhams are still around!!?? And selling Star Trek uniforms? ???? Are they ‘Rocha, Jean-Luc Rocha’?
Who would have dreamed that our adult lives would be so full of USB chargers! Think I’m up to around 30 now 🙃🙃🙃
Happy #mcm 🖤🩶🤍 All cards are on Etsy! martynwithaydesigns.etsy.com
Gym done - with support from Grace Jones singing ‘I need a Man’
It’s been a day of background selfies lads! ✌️ share your background selfies too!
Schools out for summer! 😂 Happy Summer Holidays to all the teachers out there! 👨🏫 Greetings cards available on my Etsy page: martynwithaydesigns.etsy.com
Let me tell you, this truffle was SHUFFLED this morning 🙉🥵
it’s been applied a Bluesky label for gnome nudity ☠️ 😂😂😂😂
Martyn With A Y@martynwithay.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat is this ‘footy ball’ that people keep speaking of?
What is this ‘footy ball’ that people keep speaking of?
Is it time to whip out the ‘Lionel Blair Witch Project’ post too???? (Cher Witch is on Etsy btw!)
Martyn With A Y@martynwithay.bsky.social · 3w agoThis looks amazing ….
Back at the gym after 3 weeks 🙉🙃listening to nothing but Madonna!
