Marvellous Ways

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She stumbled and fell next to a blackthorn bush and made use of the mishap by picking two pocketfuls of sloes.

Holy smoke: Worshippers at the shrine of St Frideswide, Oxford’s patron saint, have been evacuated after the amount of incense used at her annual patronal festival set off fire alarms at Christ Church Cathedral. Tonight’s service was transferred from her saint’s day yesterday (also Oxfordshire Day).

The shrine of St Frideswide at Christ Church Cathedral (photo from The Oxford Sausage)

On Monday my ADHD brain switched off, in response to terrible news. After 63 years of non-stop, frenetic activity, I discovered how peaceful an empty head feels. It’s still in novel one-thought-at-a-time mode. After emergency shutdown, vintage machinery must be restarted slowly & with care.

Media that scared me as a kid? - Andy Pandy (puppets terrify me) - The Singing Ringing Tree (WTF) - Tales from Muppetland (muppets still make me cry with fear) - Nationwide’s film on the Hexham Heads (I remember this in surprising detail & daren’t watch the recovered footage)

terrifying, moth-eaten puppets in black & white: Looby Loo, Andy Pandy, TeddyHaughty ‘medieval’ woman, man in the most pathetic bear costume you’ve ever seen, fake flowers & fake castle walls in the background terrifying puppets - from The Musicians of Bremen - that I’m not describing because if I do any more than glance at them I’ll cry1970s dude holding a cassette tape & standing in front of a variety of stone heads

Dreamed I was in a 5 person art collective/marriage and responsible for ALL admin. Rented a tiny, haunted flat that spoiled our comestibles overnight. Art Venue was bright with a Sgt Pepper’s vibe, but their giant, possessed lawnmower tried to murder me. Our art sucked; I pretended not to notice.

Today’s wasp news: I have determined that hangry dudes are just a couple of hours from death. If I leave them be, I need only clear up the bodies later. (Except for the bodies that get eaten by desperate hangry dudes.) I’d rather help them to escape my kitchen, but not at the cost of being stung.

Marvellous Ways@marvellousways.bsky.social · 3w ago

This morning I have mostly been gathering empirical evidence: 1. at this time of year wasps are no longer chilled out dudes 2. one pissed off wasp will instantly call in the troops 3. I’m not (currently) allergic to wasp stings 4. an ice pack calms the sting reaction really quickly