Warning you will be a crying mess by the end of this
Make a Band Edible New Kids on the Block of Cheese
Cantante Cerdo@cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 2d agoMake a Band Edible Backstreet Boysenberry
Paul McCartney's Give My Regards to Broad Street... baffling
Retro Blast 💫@retroblastpod.com · 4d agoWhat's a video game you played for hours as a kid but never understood exactly HOW to play it? You never knew what the goal was, where to go, or what to do, but kept playing anyway! What's that game for you?
Inappropriate Dessert Name: Berry My Tart at Wounded Knee
There are exceptions Bruce!! For example we don’t let people show movies at the firehouse and distract those firemen from when they have to leave to put out a fire.
Movie about the founding of Pornhub called The Facial Network.
I already saw an Oasis movie and it was called Ready Player One thankyouverymuch.
Star Trek is 60 years old. Among many other things it gave us the greatest cliffhanger in history.
So the match for the future of the WWE had no finish? Boy the jokes write themselves don’t they? 🤼
I have no mouth and im fine okay just leave me the fuck alone
making a sign to take to a wrestling show "YEAH IM INTO AAA - AGATHA ALL ALONG"
hey i got a joke: The new Star Wars game is called zero company cos thats what star wars nerds have when they hang out alone in their moms basement
Making fun of someone mispronouncing a word is a goddamn human right
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 2w agomacabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
Heard a joke once. What's E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs. Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
The Hurt Syndicate "that doesnt work for me brother"ed themselves into a Costco Guys preshow match
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible: Young woman is confronted by an Austrian man who has concerns about her unborn son's future.
prim@primordial.bsky.social · 2w agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Guy goes on a long walk. Sometimes he does not know the way.
If this is a constitutional right then burn the fucking constitution
Sapling 🌱@sacredsapling.bsky.social · 2w agoWoke up to this news and I’m beyond disgusted. It’s a US *constitutional right* now to create and own ‘CSAM,’ as long as it was made with AI?? AI gen images are built from real images, of real children. This directly re-exploits every single CSAM survivor. (More in 🧵) #abolition #trafficking
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