Leonardo Decapitator
@xenionx.bsky.social
Just a chaotic, middle-aged nobody. Here for 🎥movies, 🎮games, 🎧music, 🤼♂️rasslin, and whatever else. 🔞
Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I check Facebook 1-2x a month for family stuff. Turns out a few days ago my dad made a long post begging for understanding about trans people by his fellow boomers. Last paragraphs are below. Dad doesn’t always get it 100% right. He doesn’t need to. He loves and defends me; that’s all that matters
The gator has only gotten more CGI while they slept. #FrightClub
More ads in the hour long movie than I’ve had all week #FrightClub
Oh man, I thought for sure the girl was going to morph into the gator. #FrightClub
This PlayStation 2 looking gator rules. #FrightClub
Brah or excessive babes. Instant execution. #FrightClub
These two frat boys are totally fucking, right? #FrightClub
“Don’t you want to go viral?” No. I’ve never wanted anything less than that. #FrightClub
Last movie had a guy that looked like Curry Barker. This one has a guy that looks like Cooper Tomlinson. That’s A Bad Idea represent. #FrightClub
In the end, the Brits know fuck all about crocs. On the plus side, they didn’t bother to put a croc in 90% of this croc movie. #FrightClub
I wish this movie’s Caesar would get killed by this Caesar #FrightClub
Caesar Upset in War For The Planet Of The Apes
ALT: Caesar Upset in War For The Planet Of The Apes
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Every decision this thing has made in the last 10 mins is making me hate it more. #FrightClub
Oh good. The killer isn’t dead. Go ahead. Drag it out some more. #FrightClub
The only thing hatching in this is my irritation. This is the most nothing movie I’ve ever seen that claims to be a croc movie. #FrightClub
Maybe filmmaking shouldn’t be democratized. More gatekeepers are needed. #FrightClub
Ugh. There’s still a half hour to go. C’mon! Let’s wrap it up! #FrightClub
That’s some good, dry, British copulation. Stiff lower lips and whatnot. #FrightClub
Did we accidentally find another Malevolent movie without my local charm? #FrightClub
Oh? A crocodile is a dangerous animal says the constable? Well I says ACAB, we’re #TeamCroc round these parts. #FrightClub
What does this movie think it is? It keeps meandering about, almost committing to a genre then is stumbles away to something else. #FrightClub
