Somewhere there’s a lost astronaut collecting everyone’s lighters.

I should’ve gone viral by now! This is bullshit!

God Instagram sucks, every time I open it I feel like headbutting a wall

An idiot on EBay wants me to send 1/2 or all his money back because the BRAND NEW hair clipper in an UNOPENED BOX doesn’t clip his hair after I’ve already lost 1/2 of this expensive experience. Am I supposed to guarantee the manufacturer’s product?

Unlike dogs, all lighters go to Hell.

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That orange felon ugly fuckling is still at large.

"[Lindsay Graham] is dead. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people." Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Report and block me, now, before it’s too late.

@mandeepuleo.bsky.social I’d definitely DM you, butt I don’t know how this thing works.

That's what they SAY why they're going astray. That headline looks so much nicer than "GOP Turned Into Robber Barons' Apparachiks; Substantial Tax Increases Expected for Middle Class; Widespread Schools Closing; Another Boil-Water Warning for Municipal Area; High Fuel Prices Mean High Food Costs"

Hello! I’m the shark everybody’s talking about. Say hello to My Pillow guy that continues to believe that orange lying guy.

That orange IT is embarrassing us, again.

I’m going back to Bluesky; this place sucks hairy balls, too.

@bsky.com is a lot like #Elon’s twitter, our tweets only circulate after they dictate.

He had one job; throwing strikes.

If I were you, I’d pay more attention to me.

Same shit different batting order.

THERE HAS TO BE WAY OUT OF THIS OLIGARCHYCLUSTERFUCKKK??? WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THE SUFFERING THE OLIGARCHY HAVE SET FOR US. CORRUPTION IS KILLING AMERICA. NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US BUT US.

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WE CAN FINALLY SAY SOMETHING THAT IS A SELF EVIDENT FACT THAT WE CAN ALL SEE WITH OUR OWN EYES..... EXTREME WEALTH MAKES MONSTERS OF MEN. MAY GOD DAMNNNNN THEM🙏

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FYI - you have the best username I have ever seen. I share the feeling. 😀

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South Korean court sentences ex-President Yoon to 7 years in prison

An appeals court sentenced ousted President Yoon Suk Yeol to 7 years in prison for resisting arrest and bypassing a Cabinet meeting before his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.

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Due to Trump’s economy MAGA can now only rent the libs

Live an original life or it will be your default.

I like president’s who can clasp a necklace not tie it like bondage on a pre-teen on Epstein’s Island

Who knew you had to establish a safe word before getting a medal from a president.

Just a reminder, if you deface the Reflecting Pool you will be arrested…. Oops wrong picture

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂