Oh, and shoutout to @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social for finding the perfect response to the Count Orlok standee I got them last year. Zak Bagans now watches over our house in case any ghosts decide to haunt us 🖤
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Cosplay. Lesbianism. Screaming into the void. They/any Hades, The Locked Tomb, Critical Role, Borderlands 🔞 ADULT CONTENT 🔞
I was allowed to post some characters and weapons I did for Critical Role: Armory of Heroes book and I would love to start with Jester 💙
Things that have happened at my work in the past 24 hours that prove I don't work in a Real Place * Boss walks by. Coworker H, talking to me over their desk, stops mid-sentance to quickly duck underneath their desk. Crouches and runs out back door into Accounting
—Things Heard At AGDQ 2026— my favorite semi-yearly tradition is back! ^^ here's a week-long thread of my favorite out-of-context sentence fragments overheard from Games Done Quick hosts, runners and commentators! #AGDQ2026
"Odysseushadesgame still hot. What the FUCK did they put into him??" "Lesbian bait, I guess" "Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"
Not the whole office listening to the conclusion of my since December long battle with (government agency) to get a simple status change for a couple items that I am unable to change myself
Me: Yeah I have a migraine so I'm gonna bounce in like 10" Coworker: "You know what you need?" At the same time: Me: "Flower 🍃" 🥝: "Tequila."
I have one coworker who lets us request songs on his speaker. He tends to troll us and has been playing Who Let The Dogs Out basically every day for the past six months as well. He's off for his birthday today but he's still with us in spirit. He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.
Overheard at work: R: "J?" J: "J?" R: "J? Are you okay?" J: "No." R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*
Me watching the fake girlie with confidence issues befriend the other fake girlie with the confidence issues just waiting for the inevitable
Here's the thing: I don't give a FUCK about the Epstein Files. I don't give a FUCK because I ALREADY KNEW BOTH THOSE MEN WERE BAD. I don't need MORE proof the Donald Trump is a pedo, he has ADMITTED IT HIMSELF.
Ninth house family portrait, perhaps?
A pivotal coming of age moment in a millennial woman’s life is when you found the forum from which all the male music snobs you knew were stealing their opinions
...this is the boss that was escorted out by cops for alleged fraud. Perhaps this is more concerning now.
Match@matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · last yr.Boss A, holding a machete with the energy of a toddler saying "watch this:" "You know, I kinda 'get' murderers."
Some guy in the gay bookstore today told me I looked like Tilda Swinton like what a compliment honestly
Boss came to talk to me (and only me) about our open enrollment this week and idk if its bc I've had a hard time with all the nuances of the new policies at work etc or if its bc she knows I dont talk to my parents but it was really nice 🥺 crazy how I've had my first good boss (outside retail) at 33
My boss, explaining what whipits are to the 22 year old employee Another normal day
I swear to fucking satan why is tiktok the new tumblr. Why am I still seeing fucking bi discourse in 2025. -if you don't want to date bi people thats fine just don't be shitty about it -bi people you shouldn't date someone who doesn't want to date you anyway
Absolutely LIVING for the #BeauYasha shots from #C2E2 🥹 Hope y'all are ready for more of these disaster lesbeans 🩵🖤 📸 allthingslaurenstudios Beau is @katgeocosplay.bsky.social Yasha is @cosplaymeg.com #cosplay #criticalrole #beau #beauregardlionett #beaucosplay #yasha #yashacosplay #mightynein
really want to redraw this lokius piece at some point,, can't believe it's already almost 4 years old
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Boss A, holding a machete with the energy of a toddler saying "watch this:" "You know, I kinda 'get' murderers."
Me: Wow I've been feeling so depressed lately *starts reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair*
Love that the idiot billionaire that wasn't elected wants to quit politics now because the left hurt his dewicate feewings. I lasted in politics for 15 years, starting at SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. I got called a n*zi to my face too, Elon. (Though ONE of us actually IS.) What a baby.
Boss: "So did you see what RFK said about autism and how autistic people can't hold down a job or pay taxes?" Me: *looks at desk with all my shit at it* "I guess I'll leave then?"
Feeling the puppy grief pretty badly today. Got a text from my dad the weekend of C2E2 saying they got a new dog. A "new member of the family." I don't know what family he's talking about, but its not mine. Keep your dog. I want the time I lost with mine BACK.
