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Matt Czap

@mattczap.bsky.social

(He/him) 🐳 Comics ✏️Illustration 💀Animation 📂 https://MattCzap.com 🅿 https://patreon.com/mattczap

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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 2w ago

patreon comic from last year about the heat

eight panel comic about getting a message from your power provider

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 3w ago

4 panel comic about someone adopting a dog

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · last mo.

1. A child orc with a glowing demon skull shows it to their father.
2. The father warns them about listening to strangers
3. Later, the father is sitting in the dark illuminated by a green glow
4. He is staring at the glowing demon skull

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 2mo ago

1. Person in front of a Data Center "The data center creates jobs!"
2. "I love my job at the data center"
3. They jump into a huge machine
4. They are shredded to blood and binary bits

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

4 panel comic featuring two buff dudes moving boxes

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

comic where one character is going to kick the other one in the balls.

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

me birthday

Karen Czap@charmgardens.com · 3mo ago

Everyone say Happy Birthday to @mattczap today! So cool and funny!

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 2y ago

One day you will inherit this world
But not before I make sure that every aspect of life is an absolute nightmare
And block any attempt to make it better
So what's this I hear about you not wanting to have children?

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Happy Birthday to the incredible @charmgardens.com an amazing person and fantastic artist and sibling, follow them!

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 4mo ago

1. Person on a big wheel bus "Either get on board or get left behind!"
2. other person who can see ahead "Ehhh...I'll pass"
3. Monster Bus goes over a cliff
4. Monster bus engulfed in flames while other person watches

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I asked Claude...

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 4mo ago

1. person in the shower is cold
2-3. they nudge the temperature slightly
4. the water is too hot and they are now a skeleton

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 5mo ago

1. Isaac Newton sits under an apple tree
2. He is hit by a falling apple
3. Newton has an idea!
4. He has made a drawing of a sexy apple with big breasts

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 7mo ago

1. Tech Bro Boss enters with a magic eight ball
2. He asks if he should fire his entire team and if he's a good boss
3. The ball says yes
4. The boss fires his team because a toy told him to

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Last weekend I invested in the temperature when it was at 11°. It's 43° right now and I just sold it all. That's a 4x return, not bad!

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 7mo ago

1. dog sees a magazine in the woods
2. It's a smutty magazine
3. He opens the centerfold and is excited
4. It's a picture of a human leg

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 7mo ago

1. Two guys greet each other
"What is up dude?"
Not Much, just chillin' like Krillin"
2. "How about you?"
"I'm foie gras like Yamcha"
3. (First guy is confused)
4. (Second guy is now lying dead in a crater a la Yamcha from Dragonball Z)

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Hate that it might come to this, but "I don't think so, bucko" could be in the near future

Matt Czap@mattczap.bsky.social · last yr.

For anyone worried that the Democratic Party response has not been strong enough, I wouldn't worry. In the next couple of weeks expect to see a stern " Tsk Tsk! " followed by a harsh " Tut tut! " and if all else fails, a finger-wag and an " Uh-uh! "

Ben Passmore @benpassmore.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Bringing The War Home

toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 8mo ago

1. grandma and grandpa are sitting in rocking chairs, their grandchild asks them a question "Grandma and Grandpa, how did you meet?"
2. Grandma " Well, he followed me on all my social, liked and replied to every post I made"
3. Grandpa "Gorgeous, Beautiful, and ❤❤❤"
4. "Until she finally fell in love and agreed to marry me!!" it's revealed that this is all a fantasy

Cathy G. Johnson🏴SPXW85 @cathygjohn.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Here I am outside the hockey venue with my sign, security stopping me, and security taking my sign away. #pwhl was contacted and sent a photo of the sign @minnesotafrost.com @thepwhl.com

Person holding sign outside of hockey arena that says "THIS IS THE ONLY ICE WE WANT IN MINNESOTA"

Person holding sign being stopped by two security managers

Security guy in the distance holding my sign

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 8mo ago

1. A pedantic man observes a group of people in public who are all on their phones. He thinks it's sad
2. One of the people acknowledges the man
3. They are all carrying him
4. They throw him in the dumpster.

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 9mo ago

1. Person in front of an empty grave
2. Coffin inside the grave
3. Person is inside the coffin inside the grave
4. Person is in the grave which has been covered up.

Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Believe.

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 9mo ago

1. Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas in the forest with doors to other holidays
2. he opens the door to Thanksgiving world
3. Two people are arguing over dinner
4. Jack sitting outside the house reconsiders his life choices

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 10mo ago

1. A Huntress readies to shoot an arrow
2. The moon goddess hears her prayer
3. An arrow flies through the air
4. A greedy entertainment CEO gets shot up the but with an arrow

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I'm supposed to be scared of ghosts? They're on spectator mode, I'm jealous!

Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 10mo ago

The body: I'm keeping the score The mind: YOU DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSIN' RAT, WE AGREED 50/50 SPLIT!!