Matt Gordon

@mattgordon80.bsky.social

Kiwi abroad. 1s, 0s and wiggly lines for EVs. Beer league hockey

Bill Oddie, what a lovely bloke. He wrote us a letter when we started making The Young Ones, wishing us the very best, and warning us against interference from higher up. He didn’t know anyone in the cast personally. It just came out of the blue. Lovely thing to do.

This week Mum and Dad picked up 6 donated sewing machines from Hawkes Bay, and 5 from Woodville. I have two from Wellington in my boot to take to Mum for checking this weekend. Keep up the good work, Aotearoa! Email us at sewingmachinedonations@gmail.com if you have something to pass along!

Trying to plan a family holiday and this is getting depressing. I mean, we're comfortable but the prices are just horrific. Every turn you take the number just goes up and up The cost of a week away in Europe for our family of 4 is probably 2/3 of a trip back to NZ (where we can blag accommodation)

Two hours of fighting with banking apps to verify identity and enable a card for a 17 year old. Only to find we can't view or change, the PIN. We have to wait for it to come by mail. What security scenario is this designed for? They think this will counter russian cryptobro money launderers?

www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/06/... "For the past few years, consumers have been swarming to AI chatbots and agents, taking advantage of powerful new artificial intelligence models that are transforming how we live and work" Sorry, what, swarming? We did not ask for this

Memory crisis hits such extremes that 'even Apple can't be safe'

Apple appears poised to take the rare step of increasing prices to deal with what CEO Tim Cook called an "unsustainable" memory shortage.

cnbc.com

Well, Google in it's infinite fucking wisdom has now decided that I can't take photos and it has to 'enhance' everything It's fucking ruined all the photos I've taken this afternoon. Contrast blown all to hell, everything taken as 'Motion' images. Fuck them

Fuck cancer man. Childhood best friend has glioblastoma and there's no good prognosis with that. I was thinking just yesterday that I'd like to catch up when I'm back in NZ. It's been a long time. Like, decades long. Now I'm hoping I just get the chance to see him again.

I just want to go home. I've done my time overseas. More than I ever expected to. And I just want to be home. There's a swing under a Pohutukawa at the end of a beach that I think about every day. I'd be on a plane tomorrow. If I could. Next year, eh?