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this makes me think that all the middle-aged white guys who hate trump like me should start attending rallies for this kind of moment fox “reporter“: why are you here? dumb white baldie: I can’t think for myself, and I’m afraid that my era of cultural dominance is nigh
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · yesterdayNEW — I spoke to Tom, the guy at the South Carolina Trump rally who compared the president's supporters to the Jonestown Massacre. We talked about his loathing for Trump, his love of death metal, and where he learned his impeccable comedic timing. Read our full chat here:
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Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 6h agoTurkey Leg Hut co-founder Lynn Price sentenced to 9 years in prison for arson attack on rival business
take me lord, I’ve lived a full life
Diedrich Bader@diedrichbader.bsky.social · 7h agoI wish the pumpkin had never come to me
Patrick Stewart reading Sonnet 116, which has always been one of my favourites, in his beautiful, expressive, rich voice. youtu.be/wwGGW6QOYsY?...
Sonnet 116 by William Shakespeare (read by Sir Patrick Stewart) | 2020.03.22 | #ASonnetADay
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my spouse and I are both lawyers and one time I asked her a question about something and after she said her answer, I, asshole I am, said objection nonresponsive and I will never do that again
“deep fuckin’ waters, jeeves, know what I mean?” “yes, sir,” and the sonuvabitch shimmered outta there.
iucounu@iucounu.bsky.social · 14h agoBertie Wooster is a hard-drinking robbery-homicide detective who has to keep being bailed out of scrapes by his robbery-homicide valet, Jeeves. In the tense climax to season one, the squad hunts the Cow Creamer Bomber - and Bertie begins to suspect that all the clues point to Aunt Agatha
good evening from POST Houston where im playing sports reporter at the official ~unveiling~ of the Houston Comets branding and logo. Lots of vintage Comets merch here including lots of signed stuff!
“would I were dead” in my college shakespeare classes, we talked about how the late romances could read as silly on the page but when done well, could melt the stoniest among us. as an example the prof showed us sir stew as leontes in the winter’s tale (at 45:19). youtu.be/s0jxXkBeEiU?...
Acting Shakespeare - John Barton - Patrick Stewart - Masterclass - Part 6: Passion & Coolness - 4K
YouTube video by Shakespeare Network
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an incredible loss. I actually gasped when I saw this. such an incredible career but my first thought was his sonnet readings during covid were lifelines.
Jerry Levine@jerrylevine.com · 2d agoGodspeed, Captain. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
YOU GUYS!! we are back in san diego to fly home tomorrow. our waiter at lunch: so what’ve you guys got planned this afternoon? me: do you know anyone who’s been to check out the house elizabeth holmes stayed at in ycse?
mattitations@mattitations.bsky.social · 5d agomoments ago I finished john carreyrou’s book on theranos’ rise and fall. tl:dr: imo there is basically a less than 5% chance that elizabeth holmes is not a pathological liar and fraudster. my spouse and I are big nathan fielder fans so naturally we saw #youcanseeeverything opening weekend
moments ago I finished john carreyrou’s book on theranos’ rise and fall. tl:dr: imo there is basically a less than 5% chance that elizabeth holmes is not a pathological liar and fraudster. my spouse and I are big nathan fielder fans so naturally we saw #youcanseeeverything opening weekend
!["Chilling.... Reads like a thriller.... [Told] virtually to perfection."-The New York Times Book Review
The Story of
Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos
BAD BLOOD
Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup
John Carreyrou
With a Post-Sentencing Afterword
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mattitations@mattitations.bsky.social · 7mo agoI’m really bad about finishing books, even ones I enjoy. so in an effort to finish more books, I’m going to post an accountability thread of books I’ve finished this year.
we’re on vacation so I missed the longhorns’ best efforts to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory last night. instead we were stargazing at joshua tree. 10/10 recommend
my ska band only plays u2 covers. we’re called the moshua tree #withorwithoutrude #skankingtostandstill
Another astonishing victory in the ongoing War Against Metaphor. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth wanted Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it.
Photos obtained by The Post show a gash in the World War II-era artifact that resulted from a botched relocation attempt inside the Pentagon.
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“I think so, brain, but how’re we gonna become cartoons again?”
Shaenon K. Garrity@shaenon.bsky.social · last wk.Revive the Pinky and the Brain comic book so I can draw it, please and thank you
a week or so ago a big account on here followed me. I just noticed they stopped and you know what I get it
💯 though texting his campaign to go fuck themselves is the closest I’ll ever get to telling him that myself
Bru@brubaker.bsky.social · 2w agoDon’t call, don’t text, fuck Ken Paxton. 👍🏼
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