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Matt Scalici
@mattscalici.bsky.social
Recovering sportswriter, co-host of the pop culture podcast For The Watercooler.
An Italian-American from Alabama was not meant to own a liter bottle of dark soy sauce. I have obtained the forbidden juice. I have defied the gods.
When are people in the sports world going to stand up and say “we would prefer the openly evil 28% approval rating president not attend our game in-person because it is a massive inconvenience for our in-person fans, a strain on local law enforcement, and harms the television product”
He looks like the little dying alien they find inside the guy’s head in Men In Black
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When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables
New SEC Shorts is out. Please feel free to use this screenshot for meme purposes.
Saban’s sandwich construction in the Home Depot ad is atrocious. Two huge thick tomato slices stacked like that? That ain’t gonna hold up to even light pressure, my man.
Resident Evil is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching a horror movie.
Second half of Bama-Kentucky has been Freaky Nikki through the car window
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How am I supposed to explain to my son that Nintendo doesn’t make good games anymore?
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
LSU about to be like Prince Harry but if he married Hawk Tuah Girl instead
Onslaught fuckin rocks. Like a lost John Carpenter movie. Adria Arjona chops up bad guys with a giant chainsaw. Dan Stevens playing a weird little Nazi sex freak. Can’t recommend it highly enough.
Andrew W.K. dropping a surprise album when I thought he was done forever is the kind of shit that prevents me from ever fully abandoning religion
I don’t think Dolly was attempting to becoming immortal but it will happen regardless. Her art and her life’s work will last for hundreds of years and she didn’t have to make anyone fear her or build any giant golden statues of her to do it.
Last post of the night then I promise I’ll go away again for a while: Clay Travis is obviously a disgusting piece of shit and anyone who chooses to work with or for him is also a disgusting piece of shit. OK thanks bye!
Support and respect trans people, unequivocally and enthusiastically. There is no other choice for a decent human being. If you need it explained to you, I’m barely qualified to do so and it still wouldn’t be hard for me to explain why you need to treat human beings like human beings.
This is my favorite type of AI whinging because it does require admitting you’re a talentless piece of shit up front
I’ll say this about Auburn fans: I’m not sure there’s another fanbase in college sports that could be this overconfident in the midst of a five-year streak of losing seasons. It’s kind of beautiful honestly.
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what infuriates me about the wnba sophie cunningham stories that quote 0 trans people is that it's a controversy about us that involves none of us and nobody covering it has any interest in what we think or feel about it
I wish I could go back in time and hear Bombs over Baghdad for the first time again
Disney just brought out Gloria Gaynor to celebrate the fact that they’re fixing an animatronic that’s been broken for 30 years LMAO