Me. I am much better than in 1986. Then I couldn't even dunk a basketball. Now I also can't dunk but I have a Claude Pro subscription.
Matt Schrader
@mattschrader.bsky.social
Taco Bell stan account, Phoenician by choice. Mostly tweets about China stuff, with some occasional bleating about sport or sci-fi. Opinions are not my employer's.
In my dotage my kids are going to be mystified why I keep mumbling sarcastically to myself "couldn't send the weapons to Ukraine because we had to save them for Taiwan"
Iran has now gobbled up nearly all U.S. ATACMS and PrSM ballistic missiles, plus half of Tomahawk cruise missiles and a very considerable share of the THAAD and Patriot interceptors, sources tell @reuters.com’s Erin Banco, Jonathan Landay, and Michael Stone. www.reuters.com/world/us-has...
And then two months after you move in they 100% will roust your hungover ass at 830am on a Saturday just to confirm none of the local foreigners are Up to Something. Ask me how I know!
Without reading it, I’mma tell you the answer: As a foreigner in China, you have no right to privacy. In fact, you are required by law to register yourself with the local police within 24hrs every time you change addresses or take a trip. You think they’re hiding this tracking? Lololololololololol
Tie between self respect and chonky thighs
men, what's stopping you from looking like this
A close cousin of the "I can't be racist because my partner isn't white" type of guy
Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Looking forward to the stories on the student loan company she endorses being a scam but I'm pretty sure if I googled it they probably exist already
Okay she’s just going full TERF grifter
Warning everyone in advance to get their wallets ready
I originally posted this as a joke, but it’s very encouraging to hear that I’m not the only person who thinks this would be a good idea! Nothing to announce yet, but I’ve been thinking about what it would look like to do this right, and hopefully should have more to say by the end of the year.
This would have been great, but they were busy making one million versions of Journey to the West, the Chinese version of The Odyssey.
They should have made The Odyssey in Hong Kong in the 90s directed by Lau Kar-leung starring Jackie Chan where he has sick martial arts fights with the Cyclops and Circe and all them
even after a few years in the Big Apple still got mixed feelings, but I have to admit that the city's casual throwaway highs are about as high as you're gonna get anywhere in the world
Yes everything is terrible but otoh WE'RE GONNA DO SEAQUEST
> The backbone of this effort is custom-built passive bioacoustic arrays covering a 20×20 kilometer area where these whale families reside (collecting over 30 TB/month) [...] This makes it possible to train a complete generative language model for cetacean communication.
The fact that they actually got Ken Burns to do this is some A+ top-tier stuff youtu.be/S_ZXMiXChfI?...
Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation
YouTube video by The Onion
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The federal officers who thought this shit was cute should be on trial for conspiracy against rights because this is far more egregious than any of the headlines suggest. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
Activist charged with felony after giving border agent "duress code" that wiped his phone
The government says destroying his own data during an airport interrogation was illegal.
arstechnica.com
I think about this a lot shuttling between my various appointments
I wonder how many older people die not simply because of health but because they are no longer able to maintain the project management of health that is required
#OTD in 1944, the Seattle Times reports on two Japanese American soldiers who became combat casualties. SSG Philip S. Kinoshita was killed in action while PFC John T. Matsudaira was seriously injured in Italy. The two were former residents of Seattle and met the Pope at the Vatican. 🗃 #skystorians
I'll go even further than this on pre-season interconference violence: the Boston Celtics will win more games than the Philadelphia 76ers this year
Also very funny: Philly fans pinning their hopes on Advanced Metrics Kryptonite, a 42 year old, and a center who just seems like he's 42 years old.
I am partway through Ezra Klein's interview of Morris Katz, and I find it noteworthy that neither of them has observed that women in the campaign saw the danger signs when Katz didn't. Also, all his "outsider" candidates are men. Back to it to see if this dawns on either of them.
Actually from the full interview it’s clear Musk doesn’t regret anything he did at DOGE (still claims zero people hurt by cuts) nor does he regret supporting AfD, Tommy Robinson et al
"They were careless people. They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” This man did incalculable damage, while 'carried away.'
I mean screw parents (figuratively), *I'd* pay extra for this at this point
I would 100% pay extra for a smart TV that has silver mode for aging parents. 1 power button 4 big buttons that take them straight to their favorite channel/service One giant volume control One button that automatically connects to the last known good network using the saved password
This stuff really does underscore how much it’s objectively speaking about xenophobia, racism, other bigotries as policy, because Trump had repeatedly campaigned on oh we still wanna let Good And Smart Ones in if they follow the Rules, but no, even those people get told immediately to fuck off
the degree to which they want to destroy one of the jewels of the American republic—our exceptional research universities—is just gobsmacking
It's *insane* that a private company like Thomson Reuters can collect and store massive databases of Americans' private data — names, addresses, SSNs, ethnicity, social media posts, and their granular location — and the gov't can just buy it, no warrant needed. The data broker industry needs to end.
ICE to Pay Thomson Reuters $125 Million to Find ‘Voter Fraud’
A new procurement record says ICE wants access to personal data, including names, Social Security numbers, and ethnicity, to investigate in part what the agency calls “voters fraud.” It also plans to ...
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Look if you're eating lettuce at Taco Bell instead of rehydrated bean product as God intended then the explosive diarrhea is on you
"His work [as a human rights lawyer] culminated in 2019, when he attended a meeting [in China] w other prominent lawyers & activists. Within days, the Chinese government began to detain the participants. Mr. Wu quickly fled to the United States, where in 2020 he applied for asylum." archive.ph/wgB26
Chinese Human Rights Lawyer Seeking Asylum Is Arrested by ICE He championed personal & religious freedom for Chinese citizens Shaopin Wu was working as a contract delivery driver for Amazon when he was pulled over he was here legally, now he's detained indefinitely www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/u...
Persia House in shambles, their branch chiefs walking the purple lot muttering to themselves about how “Kermit never had it this hard”
Incredible Wall Street Journal reporting on how this war succeeded in making the Iranian people rise up…to support hardliners within the regime. Secular women showing up to rallies to change “We are the soldiers of Seyyed Mojtaba,” things of that nature. www.wsj.com/world/middle...
East Coast rn really giving Olympics era Beijing a run for its money
This article the best I've read on the ongoing debate about the technical feasibility of orbital datacenters. arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
How hard is it to build orbital data centers, actually?
The ISS radiators are expensive and heavy. We're focused on making them cheap and light."
arstechnica.com
Nope, this is great. Bank that extra EOD daylight, love it.
People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises