I need gay men to remember that it’s okay to have ugly friends!

I miss my dog. Nothing’s happened to him; he’s just home and I’m not. 😔

[no idea what anyone is talking about] haha hell yeah get his ass

Didn’t get great sleep last night, but Hump Day™️ is giving me the strength to persist.

I’ve done something right in life because I have made friends who not only don’t have any desire to get married, but if they do, it won’t be a destination wedding. 🙌🏻

The Gays™️ ability to turn anything internet connected to a thirst trap receptacle is honestly impressive and should be studied. I know that humans are sexual beings, and sharing our bodies is basically an instinct, but gays WILL find any and all ways to be first to do it. 🙂‍↕️

It did kinda save me, I gotta say! We’ll check back in with bedtime Matthew for his report later this evening.

MSG@mattsego.bsky.social · 4d ago

Save me, 2:20pm coffee, save me!

Save me, 2:20pm coffee, save me!

Lowkey hate when a celebrity passes away because people really dig into their parasocial relationship and share every minute detail about the death. Like, you don’t respect them in life or death, hub 🤔

Pool day

If I’m being honest, I follow some people here that I’m positive I wouldn’t be friends with in real life. Not for any fault of there’s; we just wouldn’t vibe. But I enjoy what they bring to my skyline 🙂

Apologies for my grumpy posting. It will happen again, unfortunately. 😅

There’s also been far too much engagement bait on this site this week. “Defend your butt card” “what’s a popular game that you hate” “whats something you love that everyone hates” “what does your type say about you” Why don’t we just log off and fucking relish in existence for a week 🤨

It’s amazing the deranged and sociopathic things people get away with because they’re white and have abs.

Hi

Hi

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

"bluesky is dying" why would i care i am not an investor, i'm a human same brain disease as chart perverts and "electability" fetishizers

I’m always going to be a fan of pop girls that can execute cunty choreography. youtu.be/oCvdBnRj67k?...

ADÉLA - SexOnTheBeat

YouTube video by AdelaMusicVEVO

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Moving some of my favorite, more explicit, follows over to ** *** to better relegate the divide, and it’s tough hitting that unfollow button here 😔

Miley Cyrus Wave

ALT: Miley Cyrus Wave

static.klipy.com

Having a voyeurism kink is kind of embarrassing. wow, I get off to watching people have sex. original, groundbreaking, crazy. No one can relate to this. basic ass kink.

You can be the hottest man on the planet, but constant self-deprecation and negative self-talk is what will make you ugly.

I’m never sad when someone deactivates. It’s like they escaped the prison. I’m jealous. I don’t have the fortitude to burrow out and make a run for the hills. I subsist too much on the attention of others to fully commit to a life without social media.

Parasocial-ness can happen between two people online as much as it can with a celebrity.

How to tell a gay they have a body like the worms from Men in Black but in a slay way?

So much pumping out of my hole 😮‍💨 (My nose has been running all weekend out of one nostril, mostly)

Masculinity is a performance, and most men aren’t good actors

Nobody walks on beat quite like Charli xcx

I mean, good for you for taking a social media break. But I have object permanence, so I’m good!