Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
MASSEUSE DROPPING FROM A LADDER TO DRIVE HER ELBOW THROUGH MY TRAPEZIUS: too hard? ME (making the same face as Mel Gibson at the end of Braveheart): nOo
Matt Ufford@mattufford.bsky.social · 2d agono I don't want a "relaxing" massage. I want my muscles reset to factory settings with a meat tenderizer. obliterate me with a eucalyptus zamboni.
no I don't want a "relaxing" massage. I want my muscles reset to factory settings with a meat tenderizer. obliterate me with a eucalyptus zamboni.
Let's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 5d agoMLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
Great blog. I would absolutely taste of the forbidden fish sludge. defector.com/abandoned-fi...
Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | Defector
Take capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...
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this story has a lot of "wow, he's hiking after being impaled with a trekking pole" and not quite enough "just HOW exactly did you impale yourself with a trekking pole?" www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
Montana man hikes out of the mountains to get help after he was impaled by a trekking pole
David Cifaldi and his two hiking companions were crossing Montana's ominous Froze-to-Death Plateau and approaching the top of the state's highest peak when their adventure took a bizarre and dangerous...
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Nate Tice@natetice.bsky.social · last wk.Back in the saddle with two new episodes of Football 301 each week on Tuesdays and Thursdays! Top 10 offenses w/ @mattharmon.bsky.social tomorrow. Top 10 defenses on Thursday. Then it's division previews and predictions time! THERE'S FOOTBALL IN THE AIR
made this NFL training camp video with @susannahfuller.bsky.social 10 years ago and just about everything is still accurate. it will be accurate forever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od1C...
Every story from every NFL training camp ever
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have the critics of stomp-clap-hey even TRIED stomping and clapping? have they never had three beers and yelled HEY! at the same time as a thousand other people? have they never barked and clapped like a seal for delicious herring?
still thinking about the lady who sounds like a 7-year-old boy doing a Macho Man Randy Savage impression
there are lots of cool songs about places but I think the highest degree of difficulty is "make me want to be from San Antonio for 6 whole minutes" www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RpI...
Born in San Antone
YouTube video by Garrett T. Capps - Topic
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Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
the way Olivia Rodrigo sings "feminine intuition" on "drop dead" – the even syllables, the soft-vowel assonance – is incredibly satisfying to my brain. it's early but we could be looking at a Ting Tings "They call me STACY"-level lyric delivery here
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time https://theonion.com/seagull-with-diarrhea-barely-makes-it-to-crowded-beach-1819574572/
well THAT'S the most effective headline I'll see this week
this is how I know it's football season (I will be writing THREE entries in this year's series btw)
Defector@defector.com · 2w agoWhy Your Team Sucks is BACK! defector.com/why-your-tea...
I met Simba in Costa Rica. he's an outdoor dog who just wants to come inside
sweet another Avengers movie. my problem with the last 12 was that there weren't enough groups of good guys having inconsequential fights with each other before joining forces
