Dan Devine

@yourmandevine.bsky.social

I bomb atomically. Senior NBA writer, Yahoo Sports. Co-host, THE BIG NUMBER. Member, WGA East. He/him.

Took my daughter to the SI Mall so she could go birthday shopping with my mom. Walked past Express and instantly remembered shopping for and buying too-tight clothes to wear to the club in the city after prom. Don't ever let anyone tell you time travel is impossible. All you need is anchor shame.

“Coach, I’m telling you, this little guy can be a straight-up problem,” said Kelce, who described the alien’s muscular, translucent torso, baseball-size eyes, and two sets of sinewy arms as Reid sat behind his desk without looking up from the practice film he was watching.

Travis Kelce Begs Andy Reid To Sign Friendly Extraterrestrial He Met In Woods

KANSAS CITY, MO—Insisting the creature’s unusual anatomical structure could create matchup nightmares across the AFC, Travis Kelce reportedly begged Chiefs head coach Andy Reid on Tuesday to sign a fr...

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A doctor's appointment (canceled, sick doctor, must reschedule); several hours baking the only kind of hide-the-health mini muffins your daughter will eat; dental cleaning where you are a little too needy for the hygienist's praise. A truly exemplary off-season PTO day.

A lot of people, pressed into describing the hour of the day in a song they were writing, might have gone with "it's midnight" or "it's 2AM." But Nate Dogg, in "Regulate," said "it's a tad bit late." Because artists see what can be, not what is.