New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors https://theonion.com/new-ted-lasso-season-aims-to-teach-viewers-about-shapes-colors/
GF: [sitting next to me on the couch watching a show about serial killers] See! See, this is why I always tell people I know that you’re going to kill me one day ME: [looking up from my Nintendo in alarm] what
First thing I’m doing after Circe turns me into a lion or puma is killing her. How is she going to stop me, I’m a lion
The fuck is this
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 11h agoAaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D
Kinda like how none of the debates about trans people ever include any quotes from trans people, people like Clay never include the perspective from women pro athletes, and usually none from the men either
Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
The last line of this @electrolemon.bsky.social review really hits because when my gf watched this with me it was the first comic book movie she’d ever watched and she had a lot of questions. My time to shine
I’ve been all across Pennsylvania, from the youse of Philly, to the yinz of Pittsburgh, and the you’uns apparently accepted across vast swaths of Pennsyltucky desolation in between. I thought I’d heard it all. But today I was shaken to my core when a Mennonite woman hit me with a ye’uns
Hurts is gonna have a great year, Mannion will get a HC job somewhere else, and Sirianni is gonna hire his 8-year-old kid to be OC next year
I’ve been all across Pennsylvania, from the youse of Philly, to the yinz of Pittsburgh, and the you’uns apparently accepted across vast swaths of Pennsyltucky desolation in between. I thought I’d heard it all. But today I was shaken to my core when a Mennonite woman hit me with a ye’uns
This is what about 30% of America thinks about America
Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 2d agoConsidering that most cities are blue, he is just saying he hates America
I like how Rodgers assumes that coaching him will be the end of McCarthy’s career
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 2d agoAaron Rodgers was close to calling it a career. But Pittsburgh's decision to hire Mike McCarthy helped the four-time MVP put off retirement. In an exclusive interview with The Athletic’s @mikesilver.bsky.social, Rodgers speaks about the reunion with his former coach. nyti.ms/4wo0YZj
Christopher Nolan thought he could hide this guy but nothing gets by me
We asked them to spend extra time with their kids and it made them decide to burn down the world
Kashana@kashana.blacksky.app · 3d agoLockdown people are so funny. They pull out their hair at the fact that schools were closed for five minutes, and then you ask them if they actually want to educate poor and minority children and they’re like of course not
If you haven’t seen The Odyssey yet, make sure you stick around for the post-credits scene when a familiar voice asks Odysseus “maybe you’d like to go on a journey…with the Avengers?”
Only person capable of being Cody Mauch is Cody Mauch
Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · 4d agoFor a split second I thought Jesse Plemons got real big for a role
ODYSSEUS: We can’t just kill them all. We must respect The Rule Of Zeus. The Rule of Zeus is the only thing holding civilization together. Violating The Rule of Zeus is my life’s gravest mistake ODYSSEUS: [20 minutes later, in a room full of men who want to bang his wife] The who of what now
So what if Christopher Nolan movies don’t have enough sex. Sexy movies don’t have enough cyclopses
You’re right — I gave you the wrong information. But you don’t have to be all gay about it lol
Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg · 5d agoTwitch and Amazon are apparently planning to use streams to train Generative AI. Multiple sources tell me it will be announced in the coming months, despite some internal friction against it. Creators may be able to opt out of some training data.
Gf never saw the Zooey Deschanel iphone siri commercial and thinks *I’m* the crazy one for saying “is that rain?” every time it is raining
The Deep State wants you to drink healthy milk, protect yourself from deadly diseases, and stop smoking. (((They))) want you to live a full and happy life. Don’t fall for it
You think journeys are your friend? You merely went on a journey. I was born wandering around. I was shaped by detours and meanders. I didn’t see a GPS until I was already a man
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 6d agoThe Odyssey should have had Bane in it
If this mattered, the talking point about what you need ID for would have died when Trump kept saying you need it for groceries. Instead we got this hysterical arms race of him and his lackeys claiming more and more outlandish things require ID
Adam Weinstein@adamweinstein.bsky.social · 6d agoThe trouble with this messaging is that everyone has picked up a prescription for themselves or a loved one, without ID, except apparently Republican electeds
A massive insult to Fauci’s heroin use
4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social · last wk.Every bit of this. 👇
