Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
LAWN DADS - I have a conundrum. Our sprinkler setup is dumb. One zone is the flower bed in front of our house, the adjoining part of the front lawn, and a drip line around the base of a sapling in the yard. To give the tree enough water, I’d be giving the flower bed 2-3x more than it needs
Sparkle Motion took an unfortunate turn after the events of Donnie Darko
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 23h agoOh my god I think I found the video.
Related and a topic of intense interest at present
Rude Law Dog@esghound.com · yesterdayamerica's super power is that a sikh guy can move to america, put on an american flag snap up button down and cowboy hat on top of his dastar and say god bless america and a chud will high five him and say hell yeah brotherrr!!!
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
ADA Connie Rubirosa, please wrongfully convict me on hearsay and threadbare physical evidence.
starting my own bro podcast where my buddies and I talk about how we’re Hoskins-maxxing this summer
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoGuys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Hard not to notice that Buttigieg still gets skewered for doing a couple years at McKinsey in his mid 20s during the late 00s, but the general response from most of those same ppl to Graham Platner signing up to work for Blackwater in his mid 30s--not even a decade ago!--has been one big shrug.
CyberOtters@cyberotters.bsky.social · yesterdaywww.newyorker.com/news/the-pol... Why would the New Yorker do a soft focus "Platner holds uneasy mirror up to America's veteran problem" while ignoring his PMC time? Seems like an important piece of his puzzle not shared by the vast, vast majority of the combat veteran community.
Just typed into an underwriting document that a building was non-cumbustible. I may need to stop looking at screens for a little while.
the only argument I will accept here is that superteam dynasties are traditionally only allowed in the american league and a national league superteam dynasty is disallowed on principle also get rid of the DH in the NL. or AL. I don't care which they're just supposed to be different
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace@hulcricket.bsky.social · 2d agoI'm not a dodgers fan but I think it's pretty funny that everyone is insisting that the dodgers becoming the late 90s yankees is somehow ruining the game of baseball
It’s always “defend women’s sports” but like you can’t even defend your assignment
Nikolai Denmark@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 3d agoLynx official account casting shade
Definitely doesn’t believe in pronouns because she is not her
Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao!@drewhamm5.bsky.social · 3d agoSorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete
Pretty sure the local Cinemark has 8+ screens showing Spider-Man today.
@chloedenmark.bsky.social showing a video to doodle: see, there was a professional baseball game played by all women! Doodle after considering this for ten seconds: so… did all the women… die?
So uh, if local theater ticket availability is indicative of anything, new spider man is going to make like $2B
Sigh I do not want to take the elevator up to the bad place
