“Powerlifter build” yeah sure Jan, you keep telling yourself that 🙄👌
Yea… you’re not reaching anything down again there you fat fucking hog
I mean, this shirt never fit me before, but now it's basically a crop top.
If you’ve ever referred to me as “daddy” you’re obligated to bring me a DQ blizzard and rub my belly
Fully hard but the growing fat wants to swallow it up so bad
Hot day, just had a root canal. Let's cheer up with Tum Tues!
taking videos in the shower so that I can still see my dick :3