Matty No Energy
@mattynoenergy.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 (He/Him) | Trying my very best and failing
Out of cold brew now I have to brew regular coffee
This cookie butter ale, ribs, mac n cheese, roasted veggies
Every gay boy growing up in the early aughts attempted the Shakira hip dance alone in their room at least once, right?
As a long-time hater of that red head goblin, I feel so vindicated right now
I could do without the allergies but I’m really happy fall is here
Seeing a surge in nap-yearning posts. I think it’s in the air
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
Was gonna change playlists but Brand New Chanel$ came on so i’m obviously not doing that anymore
My hobbies include listening to music, watching movies, walking into rooms and instantly forgetting why
Oh it’s true what they say about Empire State trail. The shirtless jokers are bountiful 😍
Just occured to me that Manhattan is Man Hat Tan stringed together. That’s so silly
In my underwear attempting to put my phone in my pocket level tired
The irony is that trying to find an in-person, in-network 🏳️🌈 therapist with business hours that don’t require taking time off from work is making me more depressed.
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
Getting out of bed today was an unsurmountable task but I’m stubborn
Made a boozy drink with strawberry jam in it and if I didn’t know any better I’d drink 5 more
My only plan this weekend is seeing Coyote vs Acme
Ate prepared lettuce. Fingers crossed I don’t get IT
Saw the sharpest most crispiest rainbow I’ve ever seen in the sky this morning. Today’s gonna be a good one, boys!
The light has to outlive the darkness in the end. It has to.
Dolly news is rough, man. She really was an incomparable light in this world 💔
A Raspberry Beret reprise about a bear wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap