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@maudmont.bsky.social

u can call me lord :> 31 y/o, they/them. trans. autistic. a pervert, a shitposter, and a creative mess✌️ DO NOT STEAL MY ART. im on tumblr @maudmont & @lordisitmine. ao3 is lord_is_it_mine.

what i don't get is if chris nolan wanted to tell a story about how war is ultimately a meaningless violation of our humanity, but we will continue to repeat our mistakes because we refuse to learn from them, why did he choose to adapt the oddyssey? because that's not what the oddyssey is about

6mo since #topsurgery today, and i jumpscared myself in the mirror w my scars lol. had tits for nearly 20 yrs and it only took me 6mo to forget they were ever there in the first place. it's cliché, but my only regret is that i didn't do it sooner. to my #trans folks: don't die wondering & waiting

i gotta start doing times sketches, bc a reason i only did 2 attacks for artfight this year is because i spent 9 HOURS on one and 4 on the other. i just wanna doodle and then end up sitting there at 3 AM like "what year is it and why does my head hurt" because you havent drunk water in 6 hours, dude

i thought i had unlearned the fandom thing of my youth where i equate my taste in fiction to my intellectual value, but Emily Wilson's review of Nolan' Oddyssey has sent me into a spiral the likes of which I have not experienced in a decade. "Am I an idiot for liking that movie" GET A GRIP, DUDE!!

i wanted to do SO MANY MORE ATTACKS for artfight 😭 but instead I had a former fandom relapse for a fandom that shall not be named, so I've been fanfiction-pilled all July lmaooooo. oh well, I guess I'll just have to draw my friends' OCs for normal friend reasons in August, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

saw a reel of a guy saying that "if you're a grown adult who has never worked a retail or food service job, i genuinely don't respect your opinion on anything and i can't trust you" as if that's the only way to build character.

I remember when Thor Ragnarok came out and everyone loved it but I've watched it twice now and it's such a fucking nothingburger of a film. Pisses me off. Maybe because Taika Waititi's work puts me in a default state of annoyance. Idk.

"this is a fantasy medieval setting, they don't have surgical medicine, your character can't have top surgery" counterpoint: this is dnd, my character is a 6.5 foot tall purple gut with giant horns and a tail. I can do whatever tf I want #dnd