Maxwell's Bedtime

@maxsbedtime.bsky.social

30s - He/him! Not the best behaved.

Trying to avoid bots - does anyone know people who would exchange cash for ... a sheet of digital representations of myself in various scenarios or emotions? With elementary/middle school energy, for use in my favorite messaging app?

I've really tried to like F1, but it's insanely boring. You can start the race, fall asleep for 55 laps, and wake up to the race being in the same state. On the other hand, the F1 subreddit is insanely funny.

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

I want the Super Pixel Pals SO BAD. It's the first time I've seen a diaper that is cool instead of just cute. I would absolutely and unapologetically rock them every day. They feel so "middle" to me in a way that no diaper has achieved. ... Now I just have to figure out how to draw them.

I keep wanting to do weird or shit-posty content on this account, or repost like... normal furry artists that I really enjoy. Is there a general consensus / best practice on whether you get a different account for that sort of thing or just post it all on the same main?

Happy Pride Month!!! It feels like only yesterday that all the brands had our backs…but it’s not their fuckin month anyhow bro!!! Be as weird and queer as you want and tell your favorite fair-weather corporate sponsors to go fuck themselves! Pride is for US, baby!!! 🖼️: @redicnomad.bsky.social

Kilmo aardvark crashes through a wall of pride potato chip bags adorned in corporate pride swag

*aggressive boomer throat clearing* WEN WILL IT SNOW I MEED TO PREPARE TBE SNOWBLOWER OR CALL THE SERVICE why can’t we go to Applebee’s? They have a sandwich on the menu with chicken. Why is my phone writing what I say? They’re listening to my conversation? Allegra, I do not consent to this!

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Thomas Fuchs@thomasfuchs.at · last yr.

Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location? weatherstar.netbymatt.com

Travel Forecast for Thursday as generated by the Weather Star 4000+ emulator. At the bottom my humidity of 7% and dew point of 21°F.

Everything is washed out like an analog NTSC television image, which I did by overlaying shaderglass with an NTSC shader.