Max Sofa
@maxsofa.bsky.social
www.cradofficial.com i do the videos a certain color might have significance maybe even perhaps lore
NETFLI JUST REMOVED HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO MEET THE MOTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*looks up* *looks down* *looks up* *looks down* *turns blueprints over* “Shit.”
i've been watching a lot of how i met your mother it's giving me an entirely new perspective on life... (marshall is awesome)
i fear i have been microdosing black mold for about a decade of my life. i will use this for good.
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains
![[image of real-life beekeeper costume and a detail from a painting by Peter Brueghel the Elder]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreicsetfmafwdbpftwqgu3rxsahpch2sjuejin7rfabtkfxqnh47kom)
OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/
if nermal from garfield was a superhero he'd be named thermal and he'd control fire and ice
"a twitlonger on bluesky but it's called a bluelonger" - @gotric3.bsky.social
anyways my cat got stuck on top of an open door and i had to get her down and i felt like a firefighter minus the everything
being mean to annoying people is funny because sometimes they're like "i'm sowwy i'm annoying and make people uncomfy but i'll keep doing it :("
Sometimes it's hard to be thought-provoking and start conversations not because it's an inherently hard task (you might even become a master at it) but because most of the time it's like trying to create a document on a computer with everything unplugged and the screen turned off. Find your people.
forget calling someone nincompoop i'm calling them by their full name Nintendo Computer Feces
> you look in the box > > > you have discovered a secret
tfw all the hate drains your heart and you wanna give your best enemy a hug
what if multipaul and duplikate had a secret brother named markiplier #invincible