Sam 🔞
@mbshepherd.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI Mental illness collector. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
The irony that a ballot measure requiring a majority vote in every individual district in order to pass failed to earn a majority in even one district. Rofl, and further more, lol.
CW: PISS / WATERSPORTS /degradation /dub con #stacticeel flat color Commission for @cubieart.bsky.social 🫶 Thank you so much for wanting to work with me! This one was a lot of fun, I haven't gotten to draw piss in a while.
Rarely does drama from fandoms I'm not a part of cross my path, but man it's hard not to look at drama like "this person follows this person and therefore they're a pedo" towards someone that regularly engaged in anti-rhetoric and not just shake my head in exasperation.
I cannot explain it But M&M having an somnophilia kink is just one of the hottest things
Putting the "I voted" sticker on my asshole so people know I did my civic duty when they see my erotic photos.
I don't know what drama people were talking about yesterday, so I'm just gonna hope that people I hate are having a shitty horrible time and if I'm wrong I don't care
I'm gonna be the bigger man and let everyone else kill each other over who gets the popular guys so I can satisfy my inner curiosity with this little freak. Like, what it do bro? What's your pronouns?
🪐Saturn🪐Peter and Rosie kisser😍@oo-saturndragon-oo.bsky.social · 2d agoIf Hellaverse characters turn into real people who are you calling Dibs on? Im calling Dibs on Saint Peter, he'll be my cuddle buddy (QRT with yours)
I guess I'm glad my throat waited until my work weekend was over before decided to set itself on fire, but goddamn I would very much like to catch a break. Gonna go to the polls tomorrow talking like a sickly Victorian orphan going "excuse me sir/madam, I would like one democratic primary ballot."
This is also why some prominent members of the fandom never committed to this platform 🫢
Trixx😈🔞@imptrixxs.bsky.social · 2d agoAntis who used to be on this website are fucking hysterical because you can see they tried their hardest to engagement bait and then left IMMEDIATELY after they didn’t get the dopamine hit they expected 😭😭😭😭😭
I know I tend to come off as pretty negative and pessimistic about a lot of things, but behind the scenes I try to be very optimistic. Tragically, most of my positivity/reassurance/comfort comes off weird because my brain stuck in "ChatGPT therapist" mode and I always sound super cold and robotic.
September here. I don't entirely know what to expect, but it'll probably be a very informative experience for me and my balls.
Ed (Bartender Demon) 🔥 🍷🍷@pridering666.bsky.social · 3d agoYou and the character on your birth month are press against each other in a locker got 24 hrs. #HazinHotel
Everyone always talks about wokeness being good and cool, but like bro sleep is a basic necessity. Please be unwoke sometimes for the sake of your health. Wokeness is when productivity happens, but you know... moderation and all that.
“BlueSky is a terrible platform for art” Actually Twitter’s algorithms and inflated statistics warped your expectations >w>
