looked on a shelf I don't usually look at in the living room and found the smallest sword in the world for some reason

turns off my music that violently unravels your spine goes into the cafe nice trans barista with cool eyeshadow recognizes me and compliments my outfit and I say yay!:)✨️

Did he not feel PAAAaaaAAAiin when he was HUUuuUURrrt?

it's them. perstephone the hero dragonfable

lying on the floor so this kitten won't think I'm a threat. it's working she's approaching me

the impulse to take a long unannounced break from all social media remains but I can't tell if it's fed by a desire to get off that damn phone (probably good) or to actually go missing (probably not good) so I stay on that damn phone

putting in a little too much effort in band practice and slipping into evil voice a little bit but tbf it adds some interesting implications to the themes of the song

saying what fic you're working on before it's presentable is How They Get You but that said, to be vague about it, I cannot believe I'm working on this fic again

I have zero real idea what my vibe is to anyone outside my own head but once I was leaving a play downtown late at night and some theatre friends asked if I could "scary dog walk" them back to their car and I do carry that one with me still

once when I was a kid our gym coach told us if you can spin 360 degrees while walking without tripping or stopping it means you're athletic and to this day I still do that randomly and think to myself "nice. I'm still athletic"

I wish I could bite the smell of hot metal and gasoline. and I wish it could punch me

I actually need to play music in the lab because if nothing is playing my current mental playlist is two songs long and those songs, for some fucking reason, are the wonderpets theme and left behind from spring awakening

lately this app is really into giving me sepulchure's horoscopes

dredging up old memes to redraw #dfanart

cashier asks "how are you today" or "you doing alright today": normal pleasantries cashier asks "are you okay today": what is visibly wrong with me to make you ask that

heropulchure

any half-baked cosplay idea hates to see me looking at my thigh high heel boots

forgot to put this one here lol. steph's tony hawk energy #dfanart

I'm drawing heropulchure in 2026 and I'm locking you all in here with me

being on here more than 3 seconds a week boils my brain but I have too much stupid bullshit to say to no one in particular to cut it out entirely

almost said "you too" to the drive thru guy who said "enjoy your meal" but luckily I caught myself just in time and said "...YOU..." before driving away

(Full House ending theme sung in groans)

the prompt to appeal a pronoun label I chose will never stop being funny to me. help I'm being unjustly accused of being a he/they by my own self

(to my cat who is currently bathing herself) wow clean girl aesthetic

finally got the motivation to cook a little bit and made a Prodigious amount of pasta salad (which better be good with how much there is) and a little mini charcuterie board type deal to use up the brie I bought expecting to come up with an idea for it sooner than this. yeehaw

it has gotten weird to engage in shipping since saying out loud that I'm aro... like going from "this isn't a big part of my life but it's fun in fiction" to "this *is* a big part of Other People's lives that it turns out I don't understand and never have and writing about it feels wrong"

augh ough waughf aghg

I thought since it had been this long maybe the tomix saga wouldn't kill me so bad this time... help me..... I'm closing in on the end and I'm going to blow up

basically (continuing from this morning as if uninterrupted) my horse take is that believing your horse will take any chance to hurt you is a self-fulfilling prophecy because if you constantly try to intimidate your horse then your horse will not like you. HOWEVER.

thought "don't fuck with me" and "don't piss me off" at the same time and said "don't piss with me" which I don't think is the phrase actually