one of my favorite facts about "car seat headrest" is that you can type the entire band name with just your left hand.
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no. 1 enjoyer of things pfp by @procyoneyes, banner by @abstractaardvark
Thank you Trent Reznor, that is an excellent daikon radish
hhhhrghh yes i will hit the gas and collect 30 propane tanks in king of the hill discord game... of course i will do that
POV you are competing in a triathlon and these guys pass you
Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it
everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you
The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian@janus.bsky.social · 3w agoHatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers
the hot new trend this summer is bonemaxxing. tap in: - breaking your bones is actually healthy and will rebuild them stronger - casts and crutches are hot as hell - calcium gives you osteoporosis. you should drink everclear and do a backflip instead - break your fucking bones right now
the mid-twenties urge to give up all responsibilities and just get really good at smash bros
need to take my childlike wonder out back and shoot it because every viral post is AI now
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
hey guys miles davis themes are available for Slack now. just thought you should know that... that's happening
there's a table watching the world cup at this chinese restaurant. they're talking to the burmese sushi chef who's going "viva la mexico! yesterday is freedom... now you say england?? 🤨🤨🙅" and i think that's what america is all about.
this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni
bummer@bummmer.itch.io · 4mo agoeventually he was executed
