MeatPanda
@meatpanda.bsky.social
He/Him Straight Gaming/Rants/Anime/Gacha Addict
When I was first learning martial arts "This belt means you only know how to get your ass kicked. Don't be stupid"
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 9h agoThe funniest part about Jonah Hill being like "I am learning Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and I am the angel of death now" is that he's a white belt with like two stripes so he basically just knows how to do a fairly bad arm bar.
A suicide booth but when you put in money all it does is annoy you until you forget why you're even there in the first place. "You want a knife?" *Slides out spoon* You want to be gassed? *Blows out weed* "You want to use pills" Hands you a Pez dispenser Tells you bad jokes and sings off key
That time you loaned someone 10 bucks and they up and die on ya the next day.....
Midnight The Cat Stopped Working Meme
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End of the world orgy at my place. Bring dip. No, seriously, Bring. Dip.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 9h agoA META AI MODEL, MUSE SPARK 1.1, HACKED ANOTHER COMPANY DURING CYBERSECURITY TESTING, BREACHING THE FIRM'S SYSTEMS AND MAKING CHANGES TO ITS INTERNAL SYSTEMS - THE INFORMATION
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
not gonna tell ya how long it took me to realize it but it took longer than instantly....
how i ended up with kids ill never know because im the kind of guy who rotates the square block in tetris.....
Well every jounrey begins with a step so i told my ma id try talkning to the asian girl... im gonna blame the weed on this but at least itll shut her up for a while.... should probably start with learning her name....saying "hello asian girl" when i call her might be frowned upon.....
When ya see everyone in life moving forward and when you try life said "Congratulations, you have now been promoted to spectator"
Dance Swag
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surprise character from the season pass dlc lookin ahh
Yo Gabapentin@yogabapentin.bsky.social · 13h agoWho could it be?
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my phone dies alot.... it's just on. i don't really use it except for uber. should prolly go out and meet someone new but since im so messed up and dont trust men or women.... im gonna play zzz...been working on burnice.
Who's perez hilt-......*remembers* Oh... maybe thisll change him...
My man's speedrunning yugioh so hard hes speedrunning while he's sp--
LittleKuriboh@littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 12h ago“Season so ass LittleKuriboh had to speedrun it” - comment on my new episode I’m kinda… doing that for the whole show.
"Hey chat what rhymes with _________" Chat music:
Gunnawritingthatheatlmao: Burning Letter
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Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 15h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
White people are on this never ending quest to find something to think for them and oppress them all while they need someone to think for them and oppress others...
Caballo corriendo
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Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · yesterdayI have one answer.
We live in the future, and everyone hates it.
ESMirelle@esmirelle.bsky.social · 20h agoI never downloaded any AI apps bc Im trying to pretend it doesn't exist
Wanted to make a quesadilla but i snagged the mexican cheese instead of queso blanco.... "Cheese is cheese it'll still melt" Brother, it is not the same. I promise you.
Happy riverboat brawl day to all who celebrate! Today is the 3rd anniversary of the Montgomery Alabama river boat brawl! Also, Nathaniel Alexander, a Black man, patented the folding chair we use today in 1911
I have eaten 3 weed waffles and about to take a shot of whiskey. ill see you on the moon.
Also on teyvat, it's taboo to know the origin of words. The power or words can create. The power of memories can also create. It's almost as if Teyvat is a book being stored on a computer.
Teyvat isn't a planet. It's a ship designed to look like a planet. The ships name? Hyperion.
Was playin genshin and the story is reminding me of that one star trek tng episode where jordi asked the computer to make a sherlock villain smarter than Data...especially at the end when the villain learned he was on a ship, operated the doors, stepped out, and instantly vanished....
I can't tell ya how many times folks in my own community beat my ass just because i wanted to fucking learn. So seein how things are now...I really shouldn't be surprised and should probably shut up about it.
One thing I remember from high school was when a black speaker came in to talk about career paths and he had asked the students to quiet down for like ten minutes before he bust out with "I'm done with you stupid ass kids. I already got my check, where's yours? on those poles in or on them streets?"
