Gurl, just give Rumpelstiltskin the baby, you can literally make more....why you being so dramatic?
Rumplestiltskin: All Magic Comes With A Price
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he/him. random. cat dad. dog dad. adventurous. tequila. creative. buddhist. traveler. zombies. halloween. gay. spooky bitch. greenwitch. ♒️ Insta: https://www.instagram.com/meccorad?igsh=M3NocjZ4NWt5amoy
The homosexual urge to have a complete meltdown followed by a lil weed treat.
Hades: Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
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Me, drinking my pineapple and coconut La Croix as a treat because I already used up my food calories for the day:
Sarah Paulson in American Horror Story: This Is Good
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Its August 4th! Where the fuck is Bitch McConnell? Show yourself.
Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
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Restarting "Once Upon A Time" because im gay and the villainry in this show is peak f@ggotry. 🤌
Ouat Once Upon A Time
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No one: ... Absolutely no one: ... Me: 🎵beans, beans, the musical fruit...🎵
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If Winds and Waves releases a whole new 300+ Pokémon I am NOT playing it. Thats dumb. We deserve quality over quantity.
All my friends have mental health crises and thats what makes us special. 🥰
I can already tell this wellbutrin addition is going to make me a lil slutty online.
A lil smooch? A smoochy? A smoocherino perhaps? 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻
Started a dose of wellbutrin on top of the effexor and I can't tell if its working or making things weirder. It deffo feels like this gif every 30 seconds while my brain cells snap into place 😂
Pikachu's Surprised Human Face Meme
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My streaming ads are as follows: Our Time: the leading dating app for singles over 50. (Im 39.) CHISPA: the number dating app for single latinos. (Im white AF.) Liberty Mutual life insurance (because im dying AND single?)
I feel like I could name drop like 10 oomfies who would absolutely let Fisto work em like a Muppet. 👊 ✊️
Okay. Lets piss off the nerds. I kinda liked Masters of the Universe....except for when I could tell Adam's face was cgi during the intense fight scenes.
Guess who just got their mental health meds approved without even needing insurance or to see an actual doctor my god this country does not give AF ANYMORE. But also, dopamine please.
Money Please - Emphatic Request
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Whole lotta big pee pees on gay bsky today. Like what is happening 😂
Category is ruin a movie title: S______ & F_____ U____ t__ T_____ S__.
Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
A nap like this would fix me, I say as I just woke up from a nap exactly like this less than 20-minuges ago.
